Just one quick bitch, part two

["couldbecousin"]

This conversation turned weird really quickly.

  Can't have that happening on a spaz forum. 

[odeon]

This conversation turned weird really quickly.

Are you bitching about it?

I can if you want me to.

["couldbecousin"]

This conversation turned weird really quickly.

Are you bitching about it?

I can if you want me to.

  You really should.  That's what this thread is for. 

[Icequeen]

More peopling for the next two days. 

[Lestat]

Peroxide populist? is that a blonde joke, or is it a reference to the allahsite infestation making/using bombs based on organoperoxide explosives?

Quick bitch-don't you just hate those times when you really need to drop a turd, only it takes about half an hour and is like trying to pass a breeze block. Sideways. ?

Just did, and bloody hell if it didn't give me a headache. Literally. Because I just had to drop a bloody great long police officer, the kind with the sharp edges that really make your eyes water when your in the middle of, and shortly after having shat it. Fucks sake, my breakfast was rice krispies, anybody would have thought it had been kellog's razorblade-flakes. Hate it when you need to drop a cop badly enough you get stomach cramps (I would have sooner, but I've not long woken up) but the sharp edges of his badge and trotters get in the way and try their best to carve you a secondary anus on the way out. That police officer made my EYEBALLS ache!

[Parts]

Stepped on then plug end of an extension cord with bare feet and it took a hunk of skin the size of a finger nail off the bottom of my heel.

[Queen Victoria]

Peroxide populist? is that a blonde joke, or is it a reference to the allahsite infestation making/using bombs based on organoperoxide explosives?

Quick bitch-don't you just hate those times when you really need to drop a turd, only it takes about half an hour and is like trying to pass a breeze block. Sideways. ?

Just did, and bloody hell if it didn't give me a headache. Literally. Because I just had to drop a bloody great long police officer, the kind with the sharp edges that really make your eyes water when your in the middle of, and shortly after having shat it. Fucks sake, my breakfast was rice krispies, anybody would have thought it had been kellog's razorblade-flakes. Hate it when you need to drop a cop badly enough you get stomach cramps (I would have sooner, but I've not long woken up) but the sharp edges of his badge and trotters get in the way and try their best to carve you a secondary anus on the way out. That police officer made my EYEBALLS ache!

Well, I hope those images leave my mind before I go to bed.

[odeon]

This conversation turned weird really quickly.

Are you bitching about it?

I can if you want me to.

  You really should.  That's what this thread is for. 

Dammed weird conversation, this. 

[odeon]

My left eye hurts.

['andersom']

A week filled with unclear appointments. Unclear about time, or about them happening at all. It's doing my head in a bit. 
 

["couldbecousin"]

  I was trying to park a big rolling rack in the walk-in cooler at work, but the wheels got stuck
  against the wheels of another rack, and my finger got pinched between the rack and the wall.
  My fingernail has a little purple bruise in the center now.  I hope I don't lose the nail.   

["couldbecousin"]

A week filled with unclear appointments. Unclear about time, or about them happening at all. It's doing my head in a bit. 
 

  I really appreciate the service providers who confirm appointment dates and times via text message.
  My doctor's office provides useless computerized phone calls stating "We are calling to remind you of your
  appointment."  They don't confirm the time!  It's so pointless!  Why bother?!  Text reminders are best. 

[Lestat]

Bloody hell parts, I know how bad that hurts, stepping on the pins of a plug. Stepping on a hairbrush or comb sucks too but isn't that bad compared. (although a comb/hairbrush stepped on deliberately, more carefully and rolled under the feet, or dragged with the long axis of the comb crossways to the foot up and down slowly is just..mmmmmmMMMMmmmm:autism: same for the palms of my hands, at least the parts of them I can still feel, is really nice, almost on a par with your stereotypical hand-flapping stereotypy stereotype, maybe just as good.

[odeon]

*mutters and curses*

['andersom']

Stepped on then plug end of an extension cord with bare feet and it took a hunk of skin the size of a finger nail off the bottom of my heel.

I stepped on the wallpaper I was working with, on my socks. There was a measuring tape underneath. The metal end went through the paper in my foot.

Stupid stuff. Or stupid me.