« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 788 789 [790] 791 792 ... 1265   Go Down

Author Topic: Just one quick bitch, part two  (Read 292956 times)

0 Members and 13 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline WolFish

  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3245
  • Karma: 440
  • Gender: Male
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11835 on: September 29, 2016, 02:34:47 PM »
i was sedated for mine (a benefit of insurance that pays for everything) and still woke up with a sore throat. i had a recorder in my pocket. i now know that i have a strong gag reflex. i was awake for the whole thing but remember none of it.

and i have a minor bitch. i usually complain about these middle aged women guerillas on the metro, but today's experience was different. coming home on the metro after officially becoming able to pay taxes in canada (rah, rah...), some little idiot tried to move me from where i was standing on the metro platform. he stood shoulder to elbow with me and thought i would move. i did - enough to put my backpack where my elbow had been. i don't like being touched. the little stinker (he reeked of cobbled cigarette butts) tried to push me. he was so small that the effort made him fall back. what the hell, guy? i'm still laughing, but what the hell???
Logged
Mark Twain: “Never argue with a [troll], onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”

#Dancewithgarygopher

Offline Icequeen

  • News Box Slave
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12027
  • Karma: 2031
  • Gender: Female
  • I peopled today.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11836 on: September 29, 2016, 03:08:17 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on September 29, 2016, 02:34:47 PM
i was sedated for mine (a benefit of insurance that pays for everything) and still woke up with a sore throat. i had a recorder in my pocket. i now know that i have a strong gag reflex. i was awake for the whole thing but remember none of it.

and i have a minor bitch. i usually complain about these middle aged women guerillas on the metro, but today's experience was different. coming home on the metro after officially becoming able to pay taxes in canada (rah, rah...), some little idiot tried to move me from where i was standing on the metro platform. he stood shoulder to elbow with me and thought i would move. i did - enough to put my backpack where my elbow had been. i don't like being touched. the little stinker (he reeked of cobbled cigarette butts) tried to push me. he was so small that the effort made him fall back. what the hell, guy? i'm still laughing, but what the hell???

I would have hit him with the backpack. WTF.
Logged

Offline Lestat

  • Pharmaceutical dustbin of the autie elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8965
  • Karma: 451
  • Gender: Male
  • Homo stercore veteris, heterodiem
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11837 on: September 29, 2016, 04:09:12 PM »
Seconded. I'd have nutted the cheeky cunt. Or just shoved him onto the tracks.
Logged
Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

Requiescat in pacem, Wolfish, beloved of Pyraxis.

Offline Walkie

  • Wooden sword crusader of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3121
  • Karma: 352
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11838 on: September 29, 2016, 04:52:02 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on September 29, 2016, 02:34:47 PM
i i was awake for the whole thing but remember none of it.



Yeah, that is the sinister thing about sedation.  It's supposed to induce amnesia , so you wake up thinking you had a nice painless sleep and everybody was nice to you.

Did you ever read a novel by  Oson Scott card called Hot Sleep?

Quote
The title arises from the operation of somec, the life extension drug forming the foundation of the interstellar Empire. Somec creates an unbearable, torturous burning sensation throughout the body while pushing the patient to suspended animation. However, the somec process exterminates the user's memory, and so these memories are recorded and stored separately shortly before they go under, to be returned to the body after they have awakened, and so the memory of the process itself cannot be retained. Thus, each somec patient experiences the panic of burning hot sleep "for the first time" (as far as their memory goes) no matter how many times they have taken somec before.
  Wikipedia
Logged

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26162
  • Karma: 2537
  • Gender: Female
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11839 on: September 30, 2016, 02:26:56 AM »
I knew something would happen to Kayleigh while I am away (going back home on Sunday).

She has had a sore throat since Thursday. She woke up this morning not able to swallow or eat anything. Her friend (bless him) took her to the ED. Kayleigh told me via text that she is being treated with IV antibiotics and steroids for 24 hours. If she's not better after that, she will be moved to another hospital (a public one, because the one she is in is private) to have her tonsils out.

Ironic, since Kayleigh has had problems for years with her tonsils. She as even been to an ENT specialist early this year who said her tonsils were a "variation of normal". Grr!
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108944
  • Karma: 4483
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11840 on: September 30, 2016, 08:49:49 AM »
About a billion meetings today. :GA:
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11841 on: October 01, 2016, 10:31:28 AM »
  I feel as if I need to sleep more, but can't quite fall asleep.  :violin:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11842 on: October 01, 2016, 12:21:37 PM »
Same. It's 5am now
Logged
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11843 on: October 01, 2016, 02:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on October 01, 2016, 12:21:37 PM
Same. It's 5am now

Still up or already up?
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108944
  • Karma: 4483
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11844 on: October 01, 2016, 03:36:41 PM »
Sometimes I hate packing. I have to travel tomorrow but I don't feel like packing.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11845 on: October 01, 2016, 03:54:46 PM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on October 01, 2016, 02:12:13 PM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on October 01, 2016, 12:21:37 PM
Same. It's 5am now

Still up or already up?

Still up. 9am now so I best get moving
Logged
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11846 on: October 01, 2016, 03:56:40 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2016, 03:36:41 PM
Sometimes I hate packing. I have to travel tomorrow but I don't feel like packing.
Take nothing but your passport, your ticket and a toothbrush.
Be brave, go and have an adventure.  :viking:
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108944
  • Karma: 4483
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11847 on: October 01, 2016, 03:57:49 PM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on October 01, 2016, 03:56:40 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2016, 03:36:41 PM
Sometimes I hate packing. I have to travel tomorrow but I don't feel like packing.
Take nothing but your passport, your ticket and a toothbrush.
Be brave, go and have an adventure.  :viking:

Some colleagues might disapprove by Thursday or so.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11848 on: October 01, 2016, 03:58:07 PM »
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11849 on: October 01, 2016, 04:00:49 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2016, 03:57:49 PM
Quote from: 'andersom' on October 01, 2016, 03:56:40 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2016, 03:36:41 PM
Sometimes I hate packing. I have to travel tomorrow but I don't feel like packing.
Take nothing but your passport, your ticket and a toothbrush.
Be brave, go and have an adventure.  :viking:

Some colleagues might disapprove by Thursday or so.

Because you did not bring paperwork with you? Or because you're not buying  some clean sets of clothes?
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Pages: 1 ... 788 789 [790] 791 792 ... 1265   Go Up
« previous next »