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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11805 on: September 22, 2016, 05:26:00 AM »
Sometimes my indigestion is so bad that I think I am going to breathe fire.

It is related to weight. In my case anyway. Never used to have it before I got fat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11806 on: September 22, 2016, 07:27:57 AM »
  Heartburn's so bad lately that a few sips of orange juice make me almost nauseous.
   My own fault, it's very much related to weight.  All those fat rolls pushing together ...
   also, bad diet in general.  I know what I need to do. :pirate:


Take a cruise from Hell?

  You mean one of those cruises beset by epidemic-level food poisoning, due to improper
  sanitary procedures at the buffet tables?  I suppose that would kick-start the weight loss,
  but I'd rather be fat!  :laugh:   It's time to buy some salads and fruits and whatnot!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11807 on: September 22, 2016, 01:29:14 PM »
  Heartburn's so bad lately that a few sips of orange juice make me almost nauseous.
   My own fault, it's very much related to weight.  All those fat rolls pushing together ...
   also, bad diet in general.  I know what I need to do. :pirate:


Take a cruise from Hell?

  You mean one of those cruises beset by epidemic-level food poisoning, due to improper
  sanitary procedures at the buffet tables?  I suppose that would kick-start the weight loss,
  but I'd rather be fat!  :laugh:   It's time to buy some salads and fruits and whatnot!


Book on Pirate cruises.  The meals are all-you-can-catch fish and hardtack.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11808 on: September 22, 2016, 01:37:13 PM »
  Heartburn's so bad lately that a few sips of orange juice make me almost nauseous.
   My own fault, it's very much related to weight.  All those fat rolls pushing together ...
   also, bad diet in general.  I know what I need to do. :pirate:


Take a cruise from Hell?

  You mean one of those cruises beset by epidemic-level food poisoning, due to improper
  sanitary procedures at the buffet tables?  I suppose that would kick-start the weight loss,
  but I'd rather be fat!  :laugh:   It's time to buy some salads and fruits and whatnot!


Book on Pirate cruises.  The meals are all-you-can-catch fish and hardtack.

  Too much work!  :GA:  If it's not microwaveable, it's not worth eating!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11809 on: September 23, 2016, 08:29:17 AM »
I have some boil or something right on the back inside of my thigh, right where the fold of my leg is  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11810 on: September 24, 2016, 09:08:24 AM »
^Ouchies. Hopefully it clears up soon.

I slept too much today. Woke up feeling crappy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11811 on: September 24, 2016, 10:41:52 AM »
Fucking door to door sales people don't understand no soliciting sign
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11812 on: September 24, 2016, 05:55:18 PM »
Fucking door to door sales people don't understand no soliciting sign

You need a better sign.


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11813 on: September 25, 2016, 01:24:18 AM »
Fucking door to door sales people don't understand no soliciting sign

  Some people have to be shown.   :odeon:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11814 on: September 25, 2016, 02:07:56 AM »
Fucking door to door sales people don't understand no soliciting sign

You need a better sign.



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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11815 on: September 25, 2016, 02:09:09 AM »
Tired. My brain doesn't work.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11816 on: September 25, 2016, 03:17:22 PM »
I know what you mean ren. There's nothing on me, (and the pics I've seen of you ren you don't look fat to me:)) Kinda cute too, I like your grin, somerhing tells me you've got one of those infectious type ones when used in meatspace. But I certainly know what you mean about breathing fire. I've been having some awful acid reflux, on not quite, but not too far from everything they can throw at me. Most of anything I could tolerate anyway and its still of only moderate help.

Got a letter in the mail  the other day, telling me I've got a hospital appointment for a gastroscopy, going to stick a camera down my throat and into my stomach. I shudder to think how far its going to carry on going.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11817 on: September 25, 2016, 10:07:11 PM »
Thank you, Lestat. You give nice compliments. :)

When will your gastroscopy be?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11818 on: September 25, 2016, 11:28:25 PM »
Gastroscopy's no fun. My sympathies.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #11819 on: September 26, 2016, 01:10:08 AM »
My washing out on the line just got rained on.
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