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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10980 on: March 19, 2016, 08:19:18 AM »
ADHD black hole has swallowed my 2016 moleskine calendar. i must have found every other little notebook in the house. so i am using a dollar store calendar. sigh.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10981 on: March 19, 2016, 08:20:19 AM »
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 08:19:18 AM
ADHD black hole has swallowed my 2016 moleskine calendar. i must have found every other little notebook in the house. so i am using a dollar store calendar. sigh.

  A similar black hole used to swallow my jewelry, when I owned any.  :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10982 on: March 19, 2016, 09:55:00 AM »
Some sort of 5k run today closed a bunch of roads making getting to the other side of downtown a pain in the ass
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10983 on: March 19, 2016, 09:57:49 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 08:19:18 AM
ADHD black hole has swallowed my 2016 moleskine calendar. i must have found every other little notebook in the house. so i am using a dollar store calendar. sigh.

  A similar black hole used to swallow my jewelry, when I owned any.  :-[
unbelievably, inexplicably, i found the calendar by thinking logically about where it might be. in this search it took about 10 minutes of searching.
usually what i lose takes months to come back or doesn't at all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10984 on: March 19, 2016, 11:34:44 AM »
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 09:57:49 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 08:19:18 AM
ADHD black hole has swallowed my 2016 moleskine calendar. i must have found every other little notebook in the house. so i am using a dollar store calendar. sigh.

  A similar black hole used to swallow my jewelry, when I owned any.  :-[
unbelievably, inexplicably, i found the calendar by thinking logically about where it might be. in this search it took about 10 minutes of searching.
usually what i lose takes months to come back or doesn't at all.

  So you found the wormhole?  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10985 on: March 19, 2016, 11:40:28 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 11:34:44 AM
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 09:57:49 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 08:19:18 AM
ADHD black hole has swallowed my 2016 moleskine calendar. i must have found every other little notebook in the house. so i am using a dollar store calendar. sigh.

  A similar black hole used to swallow my jewelry, when I owned any.  :-[
unbelievably, inexplicably, i found the calendar by thinking logically about where it might be. in this search it took about 10 minutes of searching.
usually what i lose takes months to come back or doesn't at all.

  So you found the wormhole?  :laugh:
at the risk of total derailment, it was a baskethole - it was in a laundry basket that got filled with other things from my office and then taken up to the storage room. the storeroom is a conglomeration of extra and interstellar anomalies that cause the loss and reappearance of anything put in there.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10986 on: March 19, 2016, 11:41:35 AM »
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 11:40:28 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 11:34:44 AM
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 09:57:49 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: WolFish on March 19, 2016, 08:19:18 AM
ADHD black hole has swallowed my 2016 moleskine calendar. i must have found every other little notebook in the house. so i am using a dollar store calendar. sigh.

  A similar black hole used to swallow my jewelry, when I owned any.  :-[
unbelievably, inexplicably, i found the calendar by thinking logically about where it might be. in this search it took about 10 minutes of searching.
usually what i lose takes months to come back or doesn't at all.

  So you found the wormhole?  :laugh:
at the risk of total derailment, it was a baskethole - it was in a laundry basket that got filled with other things from my office and then taken up to the storage room. the storeroom is a conglomeration of extra and interstellar anomalies that cause the loss and reappearance of anything put in there.

  I like interstellar anomalies.  I am one.  There's that derailment for ya!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10987 on: March 19, 2016, 12:00:37 PM »
  I am uninspired and bored with myself.  Is that all there is?  :yawn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10988 on: March 19, 2016, 12:06:52 PM »
  I have to pull myself together and go to the store pretty soon.  Bleh.  :yawn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10989 on: March 19, 2016, 12:21:34 PM »
  Comparing notes with my siblings, I see we all seem to have soft enamel on our teeth.  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10990 on: March 19, 2016, 03:25:05 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 08:16:07 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 17, 2016, 01:05:59 PM
Dell support and their views on what is an acceptable deviation from the norm. Grrr.

  This is a very flexible quick bitch.  Just replace  "Dell support"
   with the name of whatever person or group is pissing you off.  :thumbup:

Yet it's very specific. Trust me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10991 on: March 19, 2016, 03:42:53 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 19, 2016, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 08:16:07 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 17, 2016, 01:05:59 PM
Dell support and their views on what is an acceptable deviation from the norm. Grrr.

  This is a very flexible quick bitch.  Just replace  "Dell support"
   with the name of whatever person or group is pissing you off.  :thumbup:

Yet it's very specific. Trust me.

  But now that you've put it out on the internet, it belongs to everyone. :trollface:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10992 on: March 19, 2016, 03:56:01 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 03:42:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on March 19, 2016, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 08:16:07 AM
Quote from: odeon on March 17, 2016, 01:05:59 PM
Dell support and their views on what is an acceptable deviation from the norm. Grrr.

  This is a very flexible quick bitch.  Just replace  "Dell support"
   with the name of whatever person or group is pissing you off.  :thumbup:

Yet it's very specific. Trust me.

  But now that you've put it out on the internet, it belongs to everyone. :trollface:

You can have it. :M
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10993 on: March 19, 2016, 03:57:27 PM »
  Everything on the internet is mine all mine!  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #10994 on: March 19, 2016, 03:58:49 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 19, 2016, 03:57:27 PM
  Everything on the internet is mine all mine!  >:D

Sure. All you need to do is get it.
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