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Offline Semicolon

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9225 on: December 21, 2014, 03:59:12 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9226 on: December 21, 2014, 05:02:14 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 21, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 20, 2014, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 20, 2014, 01:41:56 PM
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CBC should come back.
Really miss her.

Me too.  :P

Her return could be arranged. :zoinks:

You're an ineffective and insufficient imposter.  :hahaha:

And you think that you could do better? :trollface:

There's no acceptable substitute for the weeble.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9227 on: December 21, 2014, 05:05:55 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 21, 2014, 05:02:14 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 21, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 20, 2014, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 20, 2014, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on December 20, 2014, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: Jack on December 20, 2014, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 18, 2014, 12:13:22 AM
CBC should come back.
Really miss her.

Me too.  :P

Her return could be arranged. :zoinks:

You're an ineffective and insufficient imposter.  :hahaha:

And you think that you could do better? :trollface:

There's no acceptable substitute for the weeble.  >:(

You're complaining, but you're not substituting for her yourself. :hahaha:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9228 on: December 21, 2014, 05:12:39 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 21, 2014, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 21, 2014, 05:02:14 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 21, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 20, 2014, 02:35:56 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 20, 2014, 01:41:56 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on December 20, 2014, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: Jack on December 20, 2014, 08:25:07 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 18, 2014, 12:13:22 AM
CBC should come back.
Really miss her.

Me too.  :P

Her return could be arranged. :zoinks:

You're an ineffective and insufficient imposter.  :hahaha:

And you think that you could do better? :trollface:

There's no acceptable substitute for the weeble.  >:(

You're complaining, but you're not substituting for her yourself. :hahaha:

I'm only complaining because you suck at weeble.  :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9229 on: December 21, 2014, 05:17:57 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 21, 2014, 05:12:39 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 21, 2014, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 21, 2014, 05:02:14 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 21, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 20, 2014, 02:35:56 PM
You're an ineffective and insufficient imposter.  :hahaha:

And you think that you could do better? :trollface:

There's no acceptable substitute for the weeble.  >:(

You're complaining, but you're not substituting for her yourself. :hahaha:

I'm only complaining because you suck at weeble.  :hahaha:

Well, I'm the only Weeble you have, unless you can lure CBC back with pizza and sweets. :M :cbc:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9230 on: December 21, 2014, 09:57:57 PM »
I've been sick on and off all day. Feeling tired and not up to much, and then an hour later I'll be good to go, and then crash again. I'm not sure what kind of bug it is.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9231 on: December 21, 2014, 09:59:56 PM »
I think I may have my first cold in years.  Time for whisky, honey, lemon and hot water.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9232 on: December 22, 2014, 08:04:06 AM »
How can a nose be leaky and stuffed up at the same time?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9233 on: December 22, 2014, 08:33:58 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 21, 2014, 03:37:30 AM
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I accidentally booped myself on the nose with something sharp and metallic earlier, now I have a gash down the middle of my nose.

This asks for creative decoration. You could be the belle of a Christmas gathering.

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Y'know I might just get a pair. The scab is quite a blight on my already blighted appearance :P. Thank god family are the only people I have to see over the next few days.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9234 on: December 23, 2014, 12:25:19 AM »
Fingers hurting today. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9235 on: December 23, 2014, 12:39:04 AM »
  I'm about to eat my last English muffin.  Peanut butter cups are all gone too.  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9236 on: December 23, 2014, 12:40:15 AM »
I have to log out now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9237 on: December 23, 2014, 12:03:11 PM »
Tired, too many errands the last couple of days...holidays...bah humbug.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9238 on: December 24, 2014, 02:29:41 AM »
Fingers still hurt.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #9239 on: December 24, 2014, 10:40:02 AM »
My wife conned me into walking downtown to the bank about 3 miles round trip now my left knee is all warm and squishy feeling on top of that it rained the way back
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