A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Still stressed. I need to do something about this.
Quote from: odeon on November 06, 2014, 11:58:39 PMStill stressed. I need to do something about this.*makes odeon a cup of coffee*Vodka or valium? Pick your poison.
There wasn't a 20 minute stretch of the day when I didn't get a phone call or text and at times it was almost constant ringing
Quote from: Parts on November 07, 2014, 04:09:21 PMThere wasn't a 20 minute stretch of the day when I didn't get a phone call or text and at times it was almost constant ringing You must kill them all.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
One of my crowns broke off, bringing the stub of tooth along with it. I now have a hole in my mouth.
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 08, 2014, 08:14:50 PM One of my crowns broke off, bringing the stub of tooth along with it. I now have a hole in my mouth. Go see a dentist.