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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8160 on: May 15, 2014, 12:05:34 AM »
I ask, because, I so often report dutifully and there is NO one here.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8161 on: May 15, 2014, 12:06:17 AM »
and so again I plead:



Is there any one OUT there?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8162 on: May 15, 2014, 05:35:08 AM »
I ask, because, I so often report dutifully and there is NO one here.

We have a thread for that.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8163 on: May 15, 2014, 06:56:42 AM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8164 on: May 15, 2014, 07:05:09 AM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Is that the "Stockholm turn signal"? :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8165 on: May 15, 2014, 12:08:50 PM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Digging too much shit lately?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8166 on: May 15, 2014, 01:42:27 PM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Digging too much shit lately?

He has obviously been over expressing himself...probably the cause of the  :cbc: past injury as well.



Middle fingers are easily sprained with over use, not that I would know. :angel:

 

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8167 on: May 15, 2014, 04:55:42 PM »
OK

All of that!  I a;ready feel better, BUT FUCK!


Each Thursday I take my kids to a mixed marital arts class. They NEED this. They get exercise, they win ribbons for their accomplishments, they learn to defend themselves.

... and honestly it is working.  Just a few days ago,  I was playing with my daughter( I was so impressed, I challenged my son, soon after) and I tried to touch her like an attacker might.

To my great pleasure AND amazement, I could not touch her. She resisted every one of my attempts to try to put my hands on her.
NOW, understand, as a father, it became a game instantly of how well you can stop someone from hurting you.

She has been learning martial arts since she was five years old and now that she is thirteen, I am truly amazed at her skill level. I have challenged her before, but last week, I was amazed and now I know how she won all those ribbons and trophies. SHE is fucking awesome!

I am not that bad either; I have studied for thirty two years. YES, I am old and weak, these days, but to feel HER resist me so strongly, at every attempt I made to harm her, lifted my spirit so high that I am beside my self. :puts in a happy cry smiley:

Some shithead best not try to fuck with my daughter, really. She will kick his ass! I am a proud Dad!

... but that is not why I came to this thread!  I came here to bitch a bit.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2014, 05:31:51 PM by DirtDawg »
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8168 on: May 15, 2014, 05:11:08 PM »


Ya know how some parking lots are kind of connected to others and you can sometimes make a choice to either jump right across a natural barrier and leave a specific place quite readily?

Well, where I take the kids to study mixed martial arts, there WAS a path, straight through to the streeet.
NOW some asshole (bar owner, posssibly?) has decided that people should not have the freedom to traverse his property, while leaving the two hundred acre church parking lot.

Yeah, I can still go around his stupid fucking bar and get to the road the same way I came in, but FUCK!!

Does it really matter how many people go through his little tiny fucking alleywsay to get to the street?

I say NO, and FUCK NO!

ASshole has set in massive posts directly in the path of the alleyway to prevent people from the church parking lot from leaving via his alleyway. 

WTF, Over!!

What difference does it make that a few people cross his lot who choose NOT to buy his fucking stinking beer!?!?!?!?!?  How can someone be such an ASSHOLE!?!?!?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8169 on: May 15, 2014, 07:10:46 PM »
Probably the township or his insurance company.

Ex has extra parking across the street from his, they dictated the number of lights he had to have, what size fence had to be placed and on what sides (to block the horrible unsightly view of people going to the bar from the houses over 250 ft behind it, and he has to keep it gated and locked when not needed.

For as many times as he's used it, I don't think it was worth the investment of buying and tearing down the rat infested half-burnt house that used to be on it.

Having a bar is a huge risk factor.


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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8170 on: May 15, 2014, 10:32:37 PM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Digging too much shit lately?

He has obviously been over expressing himself...probably the cause of the  :cbc: past injury as well.



Middle fingers are easily sprained with over use, not that I would know. :angel:

How did you mend yours? :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8171 on: May 16, 2014, 03:47:22 AM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Digging too much shit lately?

He has obviously been over expressing himself...probably the cause of the  :cbc: past injury as well.



Middle fingers are easily sprained with over use, not that I would know. :angel:

How did you mend yours? :zoinks:

Perhaps she stopped driving for a week. Her truck would sit at home, alone.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8172 on: May 16, 2014, 10:14:25 PM »
Now my finger hurts AND my tummy hurts. The latter is most likely because of the NSAIDs I got for the former.

Hope you feel better odeon.

Which finger?

You didn't over-use it did you?  :finger:  :zoinks:

It's indeed the left middle finger. Could be overuse, obviously. :laugh:

Digging too much shit lately?

He has obviously been over expressing himself...probably the cause of the  :cbc: past injury as well.



Middle fingers are easily sprained with over use, not that I would know. :angel:

How did you mend yours? :zoinks:

Perhaps she stopped driving for a week. Her truck would sit at home, alone.

:icequeen:

I've mellowed a bit with age.

...or frequent exercise has strengthened my muscles.  ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8173 on: May 16, 2014, 10:22:35 PM »
Pet Peeve:

People wearing 'What Would Jesus Do'  bracelets

Which is probably something Jesus wouldnt do.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8174 on: May 16, 2014, 10:54:38 PM »
I postponed working where I was scheduled to go due to foretasted rain which just now arrived only 14 hours or so after they said it would
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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