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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7635 on: January 22, 2014, 02:13:37 AM »
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  I have cold fingers.  Cold hands, warm heart?  :apondering:

Use your tongue instead. :2thumbsup: :trollface:

  I'm sure I don't know what you mean by that.  :M :angel:

I must have meant to post that elsewhere. :angel:

  This is a family-oriented site, so post accordingly.  Thank you for your cooperation.  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7636 on: January 22, 2014, 02:23:15 PM »
Is that your quick bitch? :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7637 on: January 22, 2014, 02:24:48 PM »
Headache and nausea, it's no migraine, but also sucks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7638 on: January 22, 2014, 02:26:02 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 22, 2014, 02:23:15 PM
Is that your quick bitch? :P

  Yes, one of many.  Given time, I'm sure I will think of many more!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7639 on: January 22, 2014, 05:12:01 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 10:17:21 PM
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  The neighbor in the basement apartment has a friend or boyfriend who is welcome to visit her, but he
   doesn't have his own key, so he just bangs maniacally on the back door till she hears him.  Get him a key!  :mad:

Offer to let him enter in exchange for pics to post here. :thumbup:

Or tell him to use his cell phone. :P

  I don't let strangers in at all.  Not my problem.  :M

There are no strangers, only sex maniacs you haven't met yet.

:indeed:

Perhaps they'd like company. :P

Nupe! I would run away as fast as I possibly could.  Do not misunderstand, I like sex and before I was in a continuing, exclusive relationship, I liked sex with strangers. Things were different back then.

... but to have a twisty sex partner?  Just be careful.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7640 on: January 22, 2014, 05:16:12 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 22, 2014, 02:13:37 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 22, 2014, 02:12:20 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 22, 2014, 02:08:58 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 22, 2014, 01:47:47 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 22, 2014, 12:54:40 AM
  I have cold fingers.  Cold hands, warm heart?  :apondering:

Use your tongue instead. :2thumbsup: :trollface:

  I'm sure I don't know what you mean by that.  :M :angel:

I must have meant to post that elsewhere. :angel:

  This is a family-oriented site, so post accordingly.  Thank you for your cooperation.  :police:

Since fucking when has this fucking become a fucking family fucking oriented site? Fucking, fucking, I meant to say.

 :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7641 on: January 22, 2014, 05:17:55 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 22, 2014, 02:23:15 PM
Is that your quick bitch? :P

If I posted a pic of a greyhound female you have to know that it has already been done.


... so we are left with only personal things to bitch about.

We try.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7642 on: January 22, 2014, 05:19:58 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 22, 2014, 02:26:02 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 22, 2014, 02:23:15 PM
Is that your quick bitch? :P

  Yes, one of many.  Given time, I'm sure I will think of many more!   :2thumbsup:

What?  So, you think this next posting of yours is going to take TIME?

I am bitchin'  right now!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7643 on: January 22, 2014, 05:50:39 PM »
Slow bitch today...but there's always room for improvement.


My weekend goal. :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7644 on: January 23, 2014, 12:29:07 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on January 22, 2014, 05:50:39 PM
Slow bitch today...but there's always room for improvement.


My weekend goal. :thumbup:

A worthy cause.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7645 on: January 25, 2014, 08:37:13 AM »
ABS brakes, when they work right they're fine, when they screw up  :zombiefuck:

With all this snow, jacking it up and pulling the wheel in the driveway is not going to happen. If I take it to the garage they will not just clean the sensor they will replace it...a $200 bill I don't need.

Maybe I'll pull the fuse and live without ABS and the speedo for the time being.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7646 on: January 25, 2014, 09:24:35 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on January 25, 2014, 08:37:13 AM
ABS brakes, when they work right they're fine, when they screw up  :zombiefuck:

With all this snow, jacking it up and pulling the wheel in the driveway is not going to happen. If I take it to the garage they will not just clean the sensor they will replace it...a $200 bill I don't need.

Maybe I'll pull the fuse and live without ABS and the speedo for the time being.  :P

If pulled over, you can quote the old joke about Heisenberg. :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7647 on: January 26, 2014, 01:05:12 AM »
I hurt my back. Ouch.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7648 on: January 28, 2014, 12:58:15 PM »
The foam kit I bought yesterday was defective and I returned it, got a new one at no charge but was a wasted day as far as getting anything done goes
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7649 on: January 30, 2014, 11:05:11 AM »
I have a headache.
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