Just one quick bitch, part two

[odeon]

But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite. 

She's probably embarrassed about the whole thing now. Older guy trying to chat her up using the same line, for months and months and months.

I've done it twice. If she could think out of the box, she would think: "Haha, I thought this guy was less than half his real age. That's kind of charming. He seems nice."

But of course someone working at Systembolaget doesn't have the brains for that.

Maybe she does. "OMG, he still thinks I was talking to him."

[Parts]

They keep changing the arrival time on the snow storm

[Semicolon]

They keep changing the arrival time on the snow storm

It is being delayed because of the weather.

[odeon]

My tummy hurts.

[TheoK]

Do you know what Cato the Younger did to escape Caesar? He stabbed himself in the stomach. But he didn't die of that, so he pulled out his guts with his bare hands. Then he died immediately.

What did you say about tummy ache?

[odeon]

You do realise that I don't have to escape Caesar, right?

[bodie]

Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!

[TheoK]

You do realise that I don't have to escape Caesar, right?

 

[bodie]

Wind is another mo fo that has made me mad tonight!  Two more fence panels fucked. 

['andersom']

Wind is another mo fo that has made me mad tonight!  Two more fence panels fucked. 

Good men are about as rare as rocking horse shit!

So, the fence panels fucked, and the man didn't? 

[bodie]

While I am here, another bitch,  the urchin for plopping in my toilet and not flushing!

['andersom']

While I am here, another bitch,  the urchin for plopping in my toilet and not flushing!

Maybe he did flush, but the poo just did not want to leave?

If not, then this is yet another man disappointing you.


For me, it was the womenz, this night.

[bodie]

While I am here, another bitch,  the urchin for plopping in my toilet and not flushing!

Maybe he did flush, but the poo just did not want to leave?

If not, then this is yet another man disappointing you.


For me, it was the womenz, this night.

Nah he didn't try to flush.  He is just more scatty than I am and is still hyper hyper from Christmas.  It gets me how he is such a smartypants.  I said to him  "I'm not standing for it"  and he runs off giggling  "I sat down for it"   

['andersom']

While I am here, another bitch,  the urchin for plopping in my toilet and not flushing!

Maybe he did flush, but the poo just did not want to leave?

If not, then this is yet another man disappointing you.


For me, it was the womenz, this night.

Nah he didn't try to flush.  He is just more scatty than I am and is still hyper hyper from Christmas.  It gets me how he is such a smartypants.  I said to him  "I'm not standing for it"  and he runs off giggling  "I sat down for it"   

Ah, the things you do not want to laugh about when he still can hear it.

[bodie]

I do love him 

and 'urchin' is such an apt name