Just one quick bitch, part two

[Semicolon]

But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite. 

Here, many stores ID everyone, regardless of apparent age.

[TheoK]

But at Systembolaget they just check your age. The age limit for buying there is 20 (although it's 18 in a bar  ).

[Semicolon]

I tried to talk to a girl on the board where I met Stalin. She is 29, so it's not a tremendous difference in age. She had a text in Spanish in her profile. I understood some. It turns out that she too knows some Latin. No interest from her, though. This is the way it is most times with me and women. But I can bet that if some uneducated, unintelligent type had tried, she would have been interested 

You never know if people are who they say they are on the internet.  She could have been a big butch Spaniard named Jesus with the intention of fucking you up the butt 

Is there something you're not telling us about yourself, Bodie?

[bodie]

I tried to talk to a girl on the board where I met Stalin. She is 29, so it's not a tremendous difference in age. She had a text in Spanish in her profile. I understood some. It turns out that she too knows some Latin. No interest from her, though. This is the way it is most times with me and women. But I can bet that if some uneducated, unintelligent type had tried, she would have been interested 

You never know if people are who they say they are on the internet.  She could have been a big butch Spaniard named Jesus with the intention of fucking you up the butt 

Is there something you're not telling us about yourself, Bodie?

No, I think there is little mystery surrounding my sexual preferences 

[TheoK]

She doesn't like cock up her shitter 

[bodie]

No, not up the bum.  It's a  'one way' system.


Never had anyone want to shove their cock in my bum, anyway. 

[TheoK]

I though those tea drinkers were real pervs

[bodie]

Not when there is a perfectly good front entrance.

We call botty sex 'prison sex' 

[TheoK]

 

[odeon]

But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite. 

She's probably embarrassed about the whole thing now. Older guy trying to chat her up using the same line, for months and months and months.

[Al Swearegen]

OK.....(breathe in )

So one of my team leaders is a fucking evangelical Christian. Worst still, she is a newly ordained minister.
Those of you who do not know, I live in Australia, pretty casual place in terms of religion. a year ago, the person at the reins was an Atheist and not a secretive Atheist. Australia being Australia was saying "So what she is a fucking hopeless PM regardless of her religious affiliation and her gender, vote her out". I ddi not think too much of Julia Gillard but a few aspects to her drew my vote and one of them was her bravery to put out her lac of religious conviction.
OK I know this is in a pubic space but my Mother died two years or so ago . I do not morn her passing as such, in as much as I think of the excruciating time she had been development of her cancer an hr death as being horrendous and sad and unfair. What would have surely otherwise been a fit 62 year old 4'11" pocket rocket, health eating, non-smoking, non-drinking lady be murdered by Cancer.
The problem is that .....surprisingly when I talk with this lady of the church when she talk of my remaining Parent, she thinks i should risk my children's safety by letting him know where I live and invite him into my life.
Last two times I saw this man, I punched him out.
That was 15 years ago. he is now 64 and 3000 kms away.
She was quite convinced that the moral imperative was that I should make contact and work towards the end of renewing relationship with him.
I say "Fuck that sideways in the arse" BUT what do you guys think?

[TheoK]

But I tried with a girl working at Systembolaget today, and she is real for sure. She once asked me for my ID, so she must have thought that I was younger than 20. I have joked about it a couple of times now, but she doesn't bite. 

She's probably embarrassed about the whole thing now. Older guy trying to chat her up using the same line, for months and months and months.

I've done it twice. If she could think out of the box, she would think: "Haha, I thought this guy was less than half his real age. That's kind of charming. He seems nice."

But of course someone working at Systembolaget doesn't have the brains for that.

[bodie]

@ Al

It is a pity she is your team leader,  you could be really rude to her.   I would just tell her to go fuck herself with a frosty mop.  She knows fuck all about it.

I never really got the full story about Julia Gillard.  She became a person of interest to me when she refused to courtesy to the Queen.  She seemed quite likeable on the surface. 

[TheoK]

Most Swedish women like types like these:

[Al Swearegen]

@ Al

It is a pity she is your team leader,  you could be really rude to her.   I would just tell her to go fuck herself with a frosty mop.  She knows fuck all about it.

I never really got the full story about Julia Gillard.  She became a person of interest to me when she refused to courtesy to the Queen.  She seemed quite likeable on the surface.

To be truthful if Julia was in government for another 5 years, I may have actually warmed to her.

I mean that in both senses of the word. Julia on the exterior has little to warm her to the public conscience and is not particularly more than just a cardboard cutout.....but dig beneath the surface and you find just enough that place her above the rest of the personality-barren pollies.