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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7335 on: December 22, 2013, 04:35:39 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7336 on: December 22, 2013, 03:35:14 PM »
People in shops.  Everywhere.  Shopping.  Clogging up  aisles.   Causing roads to be busy.  People using all the fucking car park space.  Oh God I wish they would fuck off out my way. 

Why do they move so slow?  Laughing and chattering?  Fuckers.  If they got time to laugh and chitter chatter then I assume they have done all their fucking shopping and are out and about with intent.  People intent on holding me up.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7337 on: December 22, 2013, 03:40:00 PM »
I hate people.  :thumbdn:

When you are about to park, they seem to be totally unaware that they are in a parking place. You have to drive very carefully not to run over them - not that I don't want to, but the risk for jail is too big  :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7338 on: December 22, 2013, 05:02:58 PM »
Did my shopping online the last two years. Ahhh....
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7339 on: December 22, 2013, 06:12:58 PM »
The cats knocked down the Christmas tree, I have since secured it with fishing line
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7340 on: December 22, 2013, 06:38:01 PM »
Quote from: Parts on December 22, 2013, 06:12:58 PM
The cats knocked down the Christmas tree, I have since secured it with fishing line
Now your tree will remain standing, but the ornaments will still get knocked down. :laugh: Know some people who forego the tree because of cats.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7341 on: December 22, 2013, 07:38:29 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 06:38:01 PM
Quote from: Parts on December 22, 2013, 06:12:58 PM
The cats knocked down the Christmas tree, I have since secured it with fishing line
Now your tree will remain standing, but the ornaments will still get knocked down. :laugh: Know some people who forego the tree because of cats.

  I forgo the tree and the shopping, because I live alone and am indifferent to the holidays!   :soph:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7342 on: December 22, 2013, 08:43:17 PM »
Usually go crazy with the outdoor lights, but didn't do any of it this year, not indoors or out. Not one single decoration.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7343 on: December 22, 2013, 08:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 08:43:17 PM
Usually go crazy with the outdoor lights, but didn't do any of it this year, not indoors or out. Not one single decoration.

  Not feeling the holidays this year?  Or just trying to save on the electric bill?  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7344 on: December 22, 2013, 09:02:36 PM »
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Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 08:43:17 PM
Usually go crazy with the outdoor lights, but didn't do any of it this year, not indoors or out. Not one single decoration.

  Not feeling the holidays this year?  Or just trying to save on the electric bill?  :orly:
The kids are adults now, and the oldest isn't able to come home for the holidays this year. Just having trouble giving a crap.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7345 on: December 22, 2013, 09:06:38 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 09:02:36 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 08:43:17 PM
Usually go crazy with the outdoor lights, but didn't do any of it this year, not indoors or out. Not one single decoration.

  Not feeling the holidays this year?  Or just trying to save on the electric bill?  :orly:
The kids are adults now, and the oldest isn't able to come home for the holidays this year. Just having trouble giving a crap.

  I think that's what happened with my family too.  Once we kids were grown up, we all sort of lost interest.  :apondering:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7346 on: December 23, 2013, 06:35:02 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 09:06:38 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 09:02:36 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 08:43:17 PM
Usually go crazy with the outdoor lights, but didn't do any of it this year, not indoors or out. Not one single decoration.

  Not feeling the holidays this year?  Or just trying to save on the electric bill?  :orly:
The kids are adults now, and the oldest isn't able to come home for the holidays this year. Just having trouble giving a crap.

  I think that's what happened with my family too.  Once we kids were grown up, we all sort of lost interest.  :apondering:

My guys put up the tree today for me; they're sweet like that. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7347 on: December 23, 2013, 06:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 23, 2013, 06:35:02 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 09:06:38 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 09:02:36 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 22, 2013, 08:43:17 PM
Usually go crazy with the outdoor lights, but didn't do any of it this year, not indoors or out. Not one single decoration.

  Not feeling the holidays this year?  Or just trying to save on the electric bill?  :orly:
The kids are adults now, and the oldest isn't able to come home for the holidays this year. Just having trouble giving a crap.

  I think that's what happened with my family too.  Once we kids were grown up, we all sort of lost interest.  :apondering:

My guys put up the tree today for me; they're sweet like that. :)

  Awww, see, maybe it'll be a nice holiday after all!   HO HO HO!   :santa:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7348 on: December 24, 2013, 04:14:06 AM »
I got stuck in a car park for an hour and a half yesterday  :jaded:

It was just bumper to bumper in a queue to get out onto a single lane road which was also gridlocked.

Even worse - I have to go back today!  Gonna park in a side road i think
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #7349 on: December 24, 2013, 04:42:02 AM »
^That wasn't a quick bitch. You were stuck there for AGES. :P

I can feel a migraine forming.
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