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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8880 on: September 29, 2014, 08:22:55 AM »
The new radiator I put in the van was defective and I have to get another
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8881 on: September 30, 2014, 06:39:33 PM »
eh I hate the fact that after I come back from the gym my bowels decide to move and not stop for 30 minutes...it's annoying  :headhurts:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8882 on: September 30, 2014, 10:08:33 PM »
I hate taking orders from people who do not understand what I do.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8883 on: September 30, 2014, 11:03:25 PM »
What do you do?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8884 on: September 30, 2014, 11:22:15 PM »
When our computer's hard drive crashed, we switched to the PR's computer that she sold to me.  I had the shop check it out because it had been through a bit and had been laying around.  Now it's doing the same thing.  I can see another computer in our near future.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8885 on: October 01, 2014, 06:53:43 AM »
My GP burnt/froze some "crusties" on my hand (caused by the sun) and looks like I will have to get it done again on one as it looks to have not worked.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8886 on: October 01, 2014, 11:21:43 PM »
Tired. :yawn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8887 on: October 01, 2014, 11:24:00 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2014, 11:21:43 PM
Tired. :yawn:

You made reply 8888, while being tired.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8888 on: October 02, 2014, 01:07:28 AM »
Fucking nurses. That is alk
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8889 on: October 02, 2014, 01:12:22 AM »
Welcome back, Zippo.

What are nurses doing to you?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8890 on: October 02, 2014, 01:19:20 AM »
There job.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8891 on: October 02, 2014, 01:31:52 AM »
Tell them I said they should be gentle with you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8892 on: October 02, 2014, 06:28:13 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 02, 2014, 01:31:52 AM
Tell them I said they should be gentle with you.

We'll be rough enough here. :eyebrows:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8893 on: October 02, 2014, 02:46:48 PM »
Two for the price of one

Went to get a check from a customer and got the old 'I left my check book at home' line

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #8894 on: October 02, 2014, 10:43:47 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 01, 2014, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2014, 11:21:43 PM
Tired. :yawn:

You made reply 8888, while being tired.

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