In a bid to save money, the nhs are telling couples seeking IVF to go and fuck themselves
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Quote from: odeon on July 14, 2014, 01:16:26 AMThey're still here.Stop feeding them. ...or you could tell them that there's a stomach bug going around at work and you fear you might be catching it. If THAT doesn't work you're doomed.
They're still here.
Quote from: Icequeen on July 14, 2014, 07:58:26 AMQuote from: odeon on July 14, 2014, 01:16:26 AMThey're still here.Stop feeding them. ...or you could tell them that there's a stomach bug going around at work and you fear you might be catching it. If THAT doesn't work you're doomed. We managed to chase them away.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
My fingers hurt from carrying stuff yesterday. Fuck, I feel like an old man.
Health and safety and all that, i think wearing an outfit like that would limit amount to carry to just - a beer from the fridge, and maybe a large bag of crisps
Quote from: bodie on July 15, 2014, 03:06:53 AM Health and safety and all that, i think wearing an outfit like that would limit amount to carry to just - a beer from the fridge, and maybe a large bag of crisps That would be helpful, of course. Maybe she could offer soothing massages, too?
Queen vic, just DOD-wipe the drive of the 'terminal' one, using Darik's boot and nuke. That does a multiple-pass random bit overwrite, sector by sector, including free space, then reinstall your OS from there.