Just one quick bitch, part two

[conlang returns]

Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords.

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.

Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?

If you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

Bolton, eh?  /leaves

[Similar Petshops, ltd]

[looks around.  picks up cage, drops it.]

Excuse me, this is Bolton is it?

No, it's Ipswich.

That's intercity rail for you

[conlang returns]

Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords.

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.

Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?

If you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

Bolton, eh?  /leaves

[Similar Petshops, ltd]

[looks around.  picks up cage, drops it.]

Excuse me, this is Bolton is it?

No, it's Ipswich.

That's intercity rail for you

I wish to make a complaint!

[Semicolon]

Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords.

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.

Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?

If you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

Bolton, eh?  /leaves

[Similar Petshops, ltd]

[looks around.  picks up cage, drops it.]

Excuse me, this is Bolton is it?

No, it's Ipswich.

That's intercity rail for you

I wish to make a complaint!

I don't have to do this job, you know!

[conlang returns]

I'm sorry, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

[Semicolon]

This thread is getting too silly.

[conlang returns]

Your argument is invalid

[Semicolon]

I win.

[Queen Victoria]

 

PA managed to catch Hedwig and she is back in her cage.  He did sustain some minor injuries in the battle.  Evidently 2 ounce birds give 6 foot ex-weightlifters a run for the money.

[conlang returns]

PA managed to catch Hedwig and she is back in her cage.  He did sustain some minor injuries in the battle.  Evidently 2 ounce birds give 6 foot ex-weightlifters a run for the money.

At least he wasn't carrying a coconut

[P7PSP]

PA managed to catch Hedwig and she is back in her cage.  He did sustain some minor injuries in the battle.  Evidently 2 ounce birds give 6 foot ex-weightlifters a run for the money.

At least he wasn't carrying a coconut

Are you suggesting that Parakeets migrate with African Swallows? 

[Semicolon]

PA managed to catch Hedwig and she is back in her cage.  He did sustain some minor injuries in the battle.  Evidently 2 ounce birds give 6 foot ex-weightlifters a run for the money.

At least he wasn't carrying a coconut

Are you suggesting that Parakeets migrate with African Swallows? 

He could grip it by the husk.

[AspieMomma]

PA managed to catch Hedwig and she is back in her cage.  He did sustain some minor injuries in the battle.  Evidently 2 ounce birds give 6 foot ex-weightlifters a run for the money.

At least he wasn't carrying a coconut

Are you suggesting that Parakeets migrate with African Swallows? 

He could grip it by the husk.

It is not a question of where he grips it, it is a simple question of weight ratios.  A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!!!

[odeon]

It's got awesome superpowers.

[Lestat]

Uggh fuck.

I got home not that long ago, from picking blackberries. Only there are loads of nettles mixed in with the bushes. Absolutely masses of ripe, fat, juicy blackberries, some of them fucking huge, up to around an inch long, but often tucked away in the midst of a load of nettles. Got stung to fuck, all over my hands, and all the way up my arms, and over one side of my face. Little fucking cunting bastardlyshite things; I hate nettles.


At least though I managed to gather a great big bag full of some of the biggest, juciest, sweetest blackberries I have ever tasted, albeit at the price of a face full of nettle stings. Not quite sure what to do with them yet though. I've made plenty of blackberry pies over the last few years, so I'd quite like to try something new....but what...

Any suggestions, people?

[conlang returns]

Eat them?