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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6585 on: August 22, 2013, 01:17:09 PM »
It's easy when I'm on the hyper meds.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6586 on: August 22, 2013, 01:19:09 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 01:17:09 PM
It's easy when I'm on the hyper meds.

Just let us know when your are on them and cbc and I will be there to eat for you.  Anything for a pal.   ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6587 on: August 22, 2013, 01:28:23 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:19:09 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 01:17:09 PM
It's easy when I'm on the hyper meds.

Just let us know when your are on them and cbc and I will be there to eat for you.  Anything for a pal.   ;)

That's just so nice of you. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6588 on: August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6589 on: August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6590 on: August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM »
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6591 on: August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6592 on: August 22, 2013, 05:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

Hedwig is a girl and she drives a white phaeton, not a ford.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6593 on: August 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM »
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

:apondering:

I got a slug.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6594 on: August 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

:apondering:

I got a slug.

Does it talk?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6595 on: August 22, 2013, 05:39:56 PM »
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

:apondering:

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6596 on: August 22, 2013, 05:58:15 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

:apondering:

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.

Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6597 on: August 22, 2013, 06:05:42 PM »
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:58:15 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

:apondering:

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.

Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?

If you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6598 on: August 22, 2013, 06:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 06:05:42 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:58:15 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

:apondering:

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.

Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?

If you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

Bolton, eh?  /leaves

[Similar Petshops, ltd]

[looks around.  picks up cage, drops it.]

Excuse me, this is Bolton is it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6599 on: August 22, 2013, 06:17:16 PM »
Quote from: iareapiratelol
Quote from: Semicolon
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:58:15 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:34:37 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
Quote from: iareapiratelol on August 22, 2013, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 22, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Hedwig did NOT come out from the dresser on her own.  Now I have to clean out the room to gently move the dresser since she may be stuck behind there.  And no one wants a dead parakeet in their bedroom.

He's pining for the fjords. ;)

What kind of talk is that?!

This is an ex-parrot!

He's rolled down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

:apondering:

I got a slug.

Does it talk?

It mutters a little.

Well it's scarcely a replacement then, is it?

If you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace the parrot for you.

Bolton, eh?  /leaves

[Similar Petshops, ltd]

[looks around.  picks up cage, drops it.]

Excuse me, this is Bolton is it?

No, it's Ipswich.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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