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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6150 on: June 17, 2013, 08:03:15 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 17, 2013, 07:15:20 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:38:52 PM
holy fuck it's laxatives i just put laxatives into my eyeballs goddamn sexy-man pharmacist recommended gooey laxative eyedrops

Is he single? Get him!   :dominatrix:
I'll ask my doctor to call in a prescription for a yeast infection and use it as an excuse to talk to him.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6151 on: June 17, 2013, 08:37:28 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 08:03:15 PM
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 17, 2013, 07:15:20 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:38:52 PM
holy fuck it's laxatives i just put laxatives into my eyeballs goddamn sexy-man pharmacist recommended gooey laxative eyedrops

Is he single? Get him!   :dominatrix:
I'll ask my doctor to call in a prescription for a yeast infection and use it as an excuse to talk to him.
Maybe the yeast infection meds will be easier on your eyes.  :viking:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6152 on: June 17, 2013, 08:38:08 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 08:03:15 PM
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on June 17, 2013, 07:15:20 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 17, 2013, 05:38:52 PM
holy fuck it's laxatives i just put laxatives into my eyeballs goddamn sexy-man pharmacist recommended gooey laxative eyedrops

Is he single? Get him!   :dominatrix:
I'll ask my doctor to call in a prescription for a yeast infection and use it as an excuse to talk to him.

  Do it!  Yeast infections are a great romantic icebreaker!  :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6153 on: June 17, 2013, 10:04:26 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 17, 2013, 06:26:43 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 17, 2013, 05:55:39 PM
Heroine, martry, mother complex suddenly appears as I want to make PMS Elle's eyes okay.

Seriously? That happened?
Your martry complex rules.  :plus:

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6154 on: June 17, 2013, 10:47:19 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 17, 2013, 10:04:26 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 17, 2013, 06:26:43 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 17, 2013, 05:55:39 PM
Heroine, martry, mother complex suddenly appears as I want to make PMS Elle's eyes okay.

Seriously? That happened?
Your martry complex rules.  :plus:

The Queen's English (and spelling) is always impeccable.  Besides, richard is my spelling advisor.
For some reason I just remembered Philby being put in charge of Counter Intelligence.  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6155 on: June 17, 2013, 11:22:28 PM »
Quote from: Lit on June 17, 2013, 03:42:53 AM
It's Windows 8 that sucks. Windows 7 is much better.

Most Windows versions suck, unfortunately.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6156 on: June 18, 2013, 05:56:03 AM »
Quote from: odeon on June 17, 2013, 11:22:28 PM
Quote from: Lit on June 17, 2013, 03:42:53 AM
It's Windows 8 that sucks. Windows 7 is much better.

Most Windows versions suck, unfortunately.
spoken like a true tech nerd
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6157 on: June 18, 2013, 06:00:22 AM »
 :nerdy:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6158 on: June 18, 2013, 06:20:41 AM »
 :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6159 on: June 18, 2013, 01:43:33 PM »
I was very thirsty and hungry, so I ate 1/4 of a water melon. Now I'm fed up  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6160 on: June 18, 2013, 01:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Lit on June 18, 2013, 01:43:33 PM
I was very thirsty and hungry, so I ate 1/4 of a water melon. Now I'm fed up  :thumbdn:

And soon you will be pissed out.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6161 on: June 18, 2013, 01:47:29 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6162 on: June 18, 2013, 02:27:22 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 18, 2013, 05:56:03 AM
Quote from: odeon on June 17, 2013, 11:22:28 PM
Quote from: Lit on June 17, 2013, 03:42:53 AM
It's Windows 8 that sucks. Windows 7 is much better.

Most Windows versions suck, unfortunately.
spoken like a true tech nerd

And yet you all come begging me to fix your computer. :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6163 on: June 18, 2013, 11:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Lit on June 18, 2013, 01:43:33 PM
I was very thirsty and hungry, so I ate 1/4 of a water melon. Now I'm fed up  :thumbdn:

  Do you still have the rest of the watermelon?  :watermelonwedge:   Wouldn't it taste great right about now?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #6164 on: June 18, 2013, 11:26:50 PM »
Stupid effing Hostgator.  >:(
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