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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5955 on: May 31, 2013, 02:05:55 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5956 on: May 31, 2013, 03:06:06 AM »
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5957 on: May 31, 2013, 03:19:54 AM »
Her volume knob broke twenty years ago.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5958 on: May 31, 2013, 04:14:40 AM »
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Is the site still slow for you?

Well,  it's not the site so much  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5959 on: May 31, 2013, 04:16:24 AM »
My bitch is dodgy electrics  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5960 on: May 31, 2013, 05:14:46 AM »
still dizzy  :GA: (slowed down version)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5961 on: May 31, 2013, 05:16:51 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5962 on: May 31, 2013, 08:42:35 PM »
my adorable little ears are producing too much ear wax!  :nono:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5963 on: June 01, 2013, 10:55:00 AM »
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still dizzy  :GA: (slowed down version)

Very likely a bug, my oldest has it, and my walking friend too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5964 on: June 01, 2013, 04:08:35 PM »
  So much to do around here, and so little motivation!  :tard:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5965 on: June 01, 2013, 04:27:05 PM »
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  So much to do around here, and so little motivation!  :tard:

I'm 15 minutes away.  Do your 10 minute de-clutter routine.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5966 on: June 01, 2013, 06:54:04 PM »
Quote from: Parts on May 03, 2013, 04:16:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 03, 2013, 09:41:29 AM
Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?
Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

Hope yours is the kind that responds to drugs!!

I have known many people, living here these past eighteen years in Indiana, who have this SAME problem. It is the water here. I swear, it is toxic!!

Same where I grew up, in Texas, some people develop this problem from the water they drink.

I have always been a real bitch about drinking pure water.  Never what comes from a tap.

Our tap water here is OK to pee in, but I do stand up to pee. I am more safe than some.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5967 on: June 02, 2013, 01:19:14 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 01, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
Quote from: Parts on May 03, 2013, 04:16:53 PM
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Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?
Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

Hope yours is the kind that responds to drugs!!

I have known many people, living here these past eighteen years in Indiana, who have this SAME problem. It is the water here. I swear, it is toxic!!

Same where I grew up, in Texas, some people develop this problem from the water they drink.

I have always been a real bitch about drinking pure water.  Never what comes from a tap.

Our tap water here is OK to pee in, but I do stand up to pee. I am more safe than some.

I passed it before I even got to the specialist without anything but the percs. I had been told anything over 6mm generally meant they had to blast it with sound to break it up
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5968 on: June 02, 2013, 01:26:25 AM »
It's gone now? I'm glad to hear it. :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #5969 on: June 02, 2013, 01:33:06 AM »
Quote from: Parts on June 02, 2013, 01:19:14 AM
Quote from: DirtDawg on June 01, 2013, 06:54:04 PM
Quote from: Parts on May 03, 2013, 04:16:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 03, 2013, 09:41:29 AM
Sorry to hear that. Are they going to do anything about it?
Maybe it's big 8mm for now it's wait and see I have to make an appointment with the urologist.  It doesn't hurt all the time but when it does fuck it hurts.  They gave me a bottle of percocets 7.5mg in case it acts up

Hope yours is the kind that responds to drugs!!

I have known many people, living here these past eighteen years in Indiana, who have this SAME problem. It is the water here. I swear, it is toxic!!

Same where I grew up, in Texas, some people develop this problem from the water they drink.

I have always been a real bitch about drinking pure water.  Never what comes from a tap.

Our tap water here is OK to pee in, but I do stand up to pee. I am more safe than some.

I passed it before I even got to the specialist without anything but the percs. I had been told anything over 6mm generally meant they had to blast it with sound to break it up
Fuck you have a badass urethra!  :viking: :plus:
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