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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2235 on: January 27, 2012, 09:15:36 PM »
 I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2236 on: January 27, 2012, 11:40:10 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 27, 2012, 09:15:36 PM
I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down.  :thumbdn:

Just scrape the jelly off, re-jelly it and Bob's your uncle.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2237 on: January 27, 2012, 11:44:40 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 27, 2012, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 27, 2012, 09:15:36 PM
I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down.  :thumbdn:

Just scrape the jelly off, re-jelly it and Bob's your uncle.

 If Bob is my uncle, who is my aunt?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2238 on: January 27, 2012, 11:48:20 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 27, 2012, 11:44:40 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on January 27, 2012, 11:40:10 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 27, 2012, 09:15:36 PM
I just dropped half of an English muffin on the floor ... jelly side down.  :thumbdn:

Just scrape the jelly off, re-jelly it and Bob's your uncle.

 If Bob is my uncle, who is my aunt?   :orly:

This lovely lady,



The third potential source is in a music hall song written by John P. Long, and published in 1931 - Follow your Uncle Bob. The lyrics include:

Bob's your uncle
Follow your Uncle Bob
He knows what to do
He'll look after you

The song was sung and recorded by Florrie Forde, the celebrated music hall artiste of the early 20th century
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2239 on: January 28, 2012, 02:51:50 AM »
Still haven't had coffee.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2240 on: January 28, 2012, 04:06:49 AM »
Lost my cock-sucking debit card
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2241 on: January 28, 2012, 04:08:45 AM »
The new one?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2242 on: January 28, 2012, 04:11:44 AM »
lol yeh

Haven't even taken it out anywhere. just used it to pay for hosting online the other day

I swear I put it back in my wallet
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2243 on: January 28, 2012, 04:16:45 AM »
Quote from: Adam on January 28, 2012, 04:11:44 AM
lol yeh

Haven't even taken it out anywhere. just used it to pay for hosting online the other day

I swear I put it back in my wallet

I lost some keys before and eventually found them in a pants pocket in the dirty clothes.  Could you have stuck your debit card into your pocket instead of your wallet and forgotten about it?

If you don't find it soon, you should probably call the bank to get it cancelled and get a new one.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2244 on: January 28, 2012, 04:18:38 AM »
I was in bed at the time, so wearing shorts. I do have pockets in my shorts but I never use them unless I'm going out

My mum thinks I''ve either knocked it on the floor somewhere, or was too lazy to put it back inmy wallet so left it on the table where all my books are
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2245 on: January 28, 2012, 07:38:09 AM »
Quote from: Adam on January 28, 2012, 04:18:38 AM
I was in bed at the time, so wearing shorts. I do have pockets in my shorts but I never use them unless I'm going out

My mum thinks I''ve either knocked it on the floor somewhere, or was too lazy to put it back inmy wallet so left it on the table where all my books are

 Keep looking then, it must be somewhere in the house!  :police:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2246 on: January 28, 2012, 07:39:00 AM »
 This recurring tic in my upper right eyelid feels as if the eyelid is turning inside out!  :twitch:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2247 on: January 28, 2012, 08:34:01 AM »
 :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2248 on: January 28, 2012, 08:39:04 AM »
run out of credit on my phone
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #2249 on: January 29, 2012, 07:26:14 AM »
Still haven't found out how to make the mobile of my youngest connect with my computer in an effective way.

She got it for her BD yesterday, and wants to put some music and stuff on it.

May have to ask a more computer savvy brother of mine.





And, I lost my voice.

Must be all that partying and drinking I do.  :P
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