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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1890 on: December 23, 2011, 08:38:14 PM »
Two quick bitches today; I iz rebel.

1. Stop raining! I want to go for a walk!

2. I wish the anxiety would ease off a bit and not be triggered by the slightest little thing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1891 on: December 23, 2011, 08:44:37 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2011, 07:29:18 PM
Quote from: Calavera on December 23, 2011, 07:14:40 PM
Don't be surprised if I ever end telling you I'm actually a hot ass.

Fixed.  lol

But I already confess I have a hot ass!

Want to give it a spank? :autism:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1892 on: December 23, 2011, 09:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 23, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 23, 2011, 07:29:18 PM
Quote from: Calavera on December 23, 2011, 07:14:40 PM
Don't be surprised if I ever end telling you I'm actually a hot ass.

Fixed.  lol

But I already confess I have a hot ass!

Want to give it a spank? :autism:

 :spank: Bad Boy.  Feel better now?

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1893 on: December 23, 2011, 09:32:58 PM »
Much better. I'm a good boy now. :-[
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1894 on: December 23, 2011, 10:15:52 PM »
Damn it's hotter than dog's balls here, and with the humidity ugh.

But I'm hopeful that nature gives me a Christmas present in a form of a violent lightning storm. :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1895 on: December 23, 2011, 10:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 23, 2011, 09:32:58 PM
Much better. I'm a good boy now. :-[

Well, now that Eris isn't a regular here, someone has to do the dirty work.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1896 on: December 24, 2011, 03:09:22 AM »
Sick today. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1897 on: December 24, 2011, 05:39:02 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2011, 03:09:22 AM
Sick today. :(

 I hope you feel better soon.  I feel pretty good, just need some coffee now! :coffee:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1898 on: December 24, 2011, 05:56:07 AM »
Stupid nostril hair.  I have an electric nostril-hair trimmer to keep it in check, but not having to worry about nostril hair is something I miss about being a kid.  I'm going to make damn sure that I don't turn into one of those old men who have little bushes coming out of their ears and nostrils.  Also, maybe I could wax my face and cut down on the need to shave.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1899 on: December 24, 2011, 06:54:24 AM »
Apparently having one's face waxed really, really hurts. I imagine it would hurt even more if you have beard hair. I have had a few nostril hairs poke out before and I have plucked them out. Sometimes it makes my eyes water like mad.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1900 on: December 24, 2011, 08:52:06 AM »
My kitty cat clock is running fast and  the other clock is slow.  I miss the cable box with the always accurate clock
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1901 on: December 25, 2011, 01:51:03 AM »
Quote from: parts on December 24, 2011, 08:52:06 AM
My kitty cat clock is running fast and  the other clock is slow.  I miss the cable box with the always accurate clock

 I watch TV so seldom lately that I refer to my cable box as my $100-a-month clock.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1902 on: December 25, 2011, 05:03:38 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 24, 2011, 06:54:24 AM
Apparently having one's face waxed really, really hurts. I imagine it would hurt even more if you have beard hair. I have had a few nostril hairs poke out before and I have plucked them out. Sometimes it makes my eyes water like mad.

An electronic nose hair cutter does the job well without all the unneeded pain.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1903 on: December 25, 2011, 05:08:20 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 24, 2011, 05:56:07 AM
Stupid nostril hair.  I have an electric nostril-hair trimmer to keep it in check, but not having to worry about nostril hair is something I miss about being a kid.  I'm going to make damn sure that I don't turn into one of those old men who have little bushes coming out of their ears and nostrils.  Also, maybe I could wax my face and cut down on the need to shave.

That is what ageing is, hair stops growing in some places and starts to grow in others. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1904 on: December 25, 2011, 05:09:42 AM »
Still have a headache.
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