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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1500 on: November 18, 2011, 02:16:50 AM »
my uncle died today, i now am more depressed as a effect of hating myself over the fact that i lack the lowest level of give a fuck over his passing.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1501 on: November 18, 2011, 08:04:40 AM »
^Some people mean more to us than others, that is the way it goes. No need to hate yourself.

I am being reviewed by Centrelink about my disability pension. They suggested I get it in the first place when I registered there. A bunch of forms to fill out, for me and the doctor.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1502 on: November 19, 2011, 05:59:40 PM »
Broke part of an antique secretary desk while moving it in my living room :hahaha:  Fixed already but can't put the top back on till the glue sets overnight
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1503 on: November 19, 2011, 10:21:04 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on November 18, 2011, 02:16:50 AM
my uncle died today, i now am more depressed as a effect of hating myself over the fact that i lack the lowest level of give a fuck over his passing.

People have to each grieve in their own ways anyway, so there's no reason to beat yourself up over it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1504 on: November 20, 2011, 07:33:59 AM »
I all of a sudden seem to have forgotten my username at the bank.  :facepalm2: :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1505 on: November 20, 2011, 07:46:01 AM »
Reconstructed it. Pfewwwwww.

I use that username a couple of times a week, and all of a sudden I had elongated it with a 0 somewhere in between.

People are weird, and I am no exception.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1506 on: November 20, 2011, 07:47:03 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 20, 2011, 07:46:01 AM
Reconstructed it. Pfewwwwww.

I use that username a couple of times a week, and all of a sudden I had elongated it with a 0 somewhere in between.

People are weird, and I am no exception.

 Au contraire, you are most exceptional!  :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1507 on: November 21, 2011, 08:31:05 PM »
A door wedge. The most basic of household accessories but Bunnings had none. A DOOR WEDGE! :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1508 on: November 21, 2011, 11:11:01 PM »
Bah, double standards piss me off. I decided to bitch about one trivial thing and I get told basically to STFU about it and they do the same shit to me all the time and I tolerate it. >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1509 on: November 22, 2011, 03:47:25 AM »
im hungry and wish i had some fucking crackers or something.... yeah i want some ritz... salted please!

or maybe some bretons, yeah those are good too.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1510 on: November 22, 2011, 04:23:34 AM »
Every year around this time it's the same routine: I fuckin' crack up/open my underlip due to the cold outside a/o the air dryness inside. Always the exact same spot too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1511 on: November 22, 2011, 12:21:51 PM »
Not getting enough sleep.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1512 on: November 22, 2011, 03:27:02 PM »
Quote from: lutra on November 22, 2011, 04:23:34 AM
Every year around this time it's the same routine: I fuckin' crack up/open my underlip due to the cold outside a/o the air dryness inside. Always the exact same spot too.

Any volunteers to kiss it and make the bobo go away?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1513 on: November 22, 2011, 05:06:31 PM »
People still try and call me on a phone number I have not had in over two years then complain to me about how I am hard to reach when they call on the one I have now
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #1514 on: November 22, 2011, 05:53:13 PM »
Holidays.....bah humbug
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