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Offline Icequeen

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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13170 on: June 10, 2017, 08:02:53 PM »
Sounds like your wife and I would hit it off.

I'm the same way. Just enough to crisp it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13171 on: June 10, 2017, 09:44:05 PM »
We can start a club. I'm of the just slightly brown preference as well.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13172 on: June 10, 2017, 10:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on June 10, 2017, 08:02:53 PM
Sounds like your wife and I would hit it off.

I'm the same way. Just enough to crisp it.

Pretty much always assumed that you and her would be instant friends. (I still can not convince her to carry a gun, though  She travels in horrid neighborhoods as a UPS Air Driver and just goes with it. She is more badass than me. I never go anywhere except for work without a handy forty five auto and at work, my forty five is safely stowed inside my car.)

I do not just tell everyone, though!  She is MY secret!

Kind of true, but I brag about this special woman sometimes. I will never give up on her.

But, toast?  Why is toast even a thing?
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13173 on: June 10, 2017, 10:25:02 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on June 10, 2017, 09:44:05 PM
We can start a club. I'm of the just slightly brown preference as well.

Seriously? Just because I know all about toasting everything, does not mean I am interested in sharing MY guru status.

I mean. What if you NEED TO "toast"  something other than weak ass bread about to mold or a fucking dead bagel? How about toasting something really wet? What do you do then!!???????!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13174 on: June 11, 2017, 09:12:30 AM »
 :laugh: Put it on a stick and light a big bonfire and do it the old fashioned way?  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13175 on: June 11, 2017, 04:23:47 PM »
You could do it but you'd be toast in my book.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13176 on: June 11, 2017, 07:04:18 PM »
Today was a pretty crappy day outside of picking up my mother from the airport. That part was good.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13177 on: June 12, 2017, 06:22:26 AM »
I bought a packet of crumpets to have as a late night snack and I left them on the table in the grocery bag.
I went and had a shower and when I came back downstairs I found the packet on the floor chewed up and torn into bits.
Damn That Second Kitty!!! :mad: :mad:. Nothing is safe from him!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13178 on: June 12, 2017, 12:43:21 PM »
Sorry to hear that my dear kitty. *squeezes tightly*
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13179 on: June 12, 2017, 04:22:10 PM »
Quote from: Charlotte Quin on June 12, 2017, 06:22:26 AM
I bought a packet of crumpets to have as a late night snack and I left them on the table in the grocery bag.
I went and had a shower and when I came back downstairs I found the packet on the floor chewed up and torn into bits.
Damn That Second Kitty!!! :mad: :mad:. Nothing is safe from him!!

One of my dogs is the biggest food thief!!! But because of her size, nothing is safe unless enclosed in the fridge, high cupboards or microwave or oven. She can open the lower shelves, can undo zippers on backpacks and purses, can open doors, has also figured out how to open the freezer on the fridge. She would have made an excellent service dog if she wasn't so hellbent on doing things HER way vs when she's asked to :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13180 on: June 12, 2017, 04:23:07 PM »
That sounds like a smart kitty and dog. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13181 on: June 13, 2017, 06:59:39 PM »
  My right shoulder hurts lately.  I'll have to stop sleeping on my right side.  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13182 on: June 13, 2017, 07:01:49 PM »
  The landing outside my back door looks like a hoarders' yard!  Damn neighbors!  :mad:
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13183 on: June 14, 2017, 12:25:59 AM »
Ugh. Another morning.
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Re: Just one quick bitch, part two
« Reply #13184 on: June 14, 2017, 01:05:52 AM »
My bank has increased its offer for switching, so I got a poorer deal.  :-\
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