Post what you are thinking right now, part two

[odeon]

I played a prank on my cousin once. She was a know it all teenager and said nothing scare her. I said "I can scare you" and she said "no you can't" and I said "I can prove it." She said "prove it" so I said I had to wait a while for the element of surprise. Anyway much later when she forgot our conversation I sat next to her on the couch and was staring at her up and down and I said "you're so pretty" and then said "I believe in keeping it in the family"(Next Friday reference) and started stroking her and leaned in to kiss her and she got up real quickly and said "GO AWAY!" and I said: "scared you, didn't I? HAHA I WIN!" Bwahahahahahahaha 

What would you have done if she'd been into it?   

Posted the vid?

[earthboundmisfit]

Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave. Reminded me of this:

["couldbecousin"]

Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave.

  After 24 years working in the retirement home, I've lost count of all the Marys, Gladyses, Helens, etc. 

[renaeden]

The neighbour's wi-fi is faster than my mobile broadband.

["couldbecousin"]

The neighbour's wi-fi is faster than my mobile broadband.

  Wait till the neighbor is out, then go over there and ... obtain ... the wi-fi for yourself.   

[odeon]

Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

[renaeden]

The neighbour's wi-fi is faster than my mobile broadband.

Wait till the neighbor is out, then go over there and ... obtain ... the wi-fi for yourself.   

I am already using it. 

["couldbecousin"]

Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours. 

[odeon]

Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours. 

And I'm going to work at the cinema all day.

["couldbecousin"]

Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours. 

And I'm going to work at the cinema all day.

  Is it another film festival, populated by obnoxious directors? 

[odeon]

Thinking I don't want to do ANYTHING today.

  I think that every day!  Unfortunately I must go to work in 7 more hours. 

And I'm going to work at the cinema all day.

  Is it another film festival, populated by obnoxious directors? 

The real film festival is less than a week away. Now I'm working one ofr kids.

[El]

Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave.

  After 24 years working in the retirement home, I've lost count of all the Marys, Gladyses, Helens, etc. 

I often try to guess what a client's age will be based on first name when I get a new person.  I can get it within a decade pretty often.

Then, based on age and/or insurance, what their problem will really be.  Or to guess partway through the first interview.  I have never intaken a grateful dead fan who didn't have a HELL of a drug history.  I also sometimes wonder if anyone in the area I work in in their 20s isn't addicted to opiate pills.

[odeon]

I wouldn't mind an opiate right now.

['andersom']

Spent the morning making phone cals, and four out of the six people I talked to were named Dave.

  After 24 years working in the retirement home, I've lost count of all the Marys, Gladyses, Helens, etc. 

I often try to guess what a client's age will be based on first name when I get a new person.  I can get it within a decade pretty often.

Then, based on age and/or insurance, what their problem will really be.  Or to guess partway through the first interview.  I have never intaken a grateful dead fan who didn't have a HELL of a drug history.  I also sometimes wonder if anyone in the area I work in in their 20s isn't addicted to opiate pills.

Names come in cycles too. There are batches of Yvonnes and Yolandas here, either just over 50, or around 30. The latter often spelled just a little bit different.

[Bastet]

I played a prank on my cousin once. She was a know it all teenager and said nothing scare her. I said "I can scare you" and she said "no you can't" and I said "I can prove it." She said "prove it" so I said I had to wait a while for the element of surprise. Anyway much later when she forgot our conversation I sat next to her on the couch and was staring at her up and down and I said "you're so pretty" and then said "I believe in keeping it in the family"(Next Friday reference) and started stroking her and leaned in to kiss her and she got up real quickly and said "GO AWAY!" and I said: "scared you, didn't I? HAHA I WIN!" Bwahahahahahahaha 

What would you have done if she'd been into it?   

She likes watching gay men have sex but has no interest in women at all.  I knew that ahead of time. If she did act like she was interested I  would have called her bluff.