Post what you are thinking right now, part two

[MissKitty]

yeah all it got him was defriended.

[Beardy McFuckface]

I had one guy beg for money towards a train ticket once, in order to get to the hospital. After seeing his obvious wound, I told him I would only give it to him if I seen him buy the ticket. He did as promised, so I was happy.

[Adam]

I had a gypsy woman come up to me in town a few weeks ago, give me a rose and a piece of paper that said how she needed money to feed her kids. Gave her some change, thinking she'd leave. But no. She tried for ages to take me to the fucking ATM to draw money out for her. Fucking hell! Apprently they do that a lot too. Also send kids with obvious disabilities over. When me and my mate were in Burger King last year this little foreign girl who was cross eyed came round begging for money. I always give some as I feel bad, but then you dunno whether you're jus fuelling a drug habit or not (with the older ones I mean). but then I think, if life is that shit that you're prepared to sit out here all day begging for a bit of change in the freezing cold and/or rain, it cant be that great. Edinburgh seems to have SHITLOADS of homeless people. You can't go out at night there without walking about about one on every corner/street

[Queen Victoria]

Gee whiz, some members are as touchy as I am.

As far as giving to panhandlers, I try to keep a dollar handy in the car to hand out to the beggars on the street corners.  I figure if it's a scam then shame on them.  If it's real then I've done a good deed.

[Peter]

I had a gypsy woman come up to me in town a few weeks ago, give me a rose and a piece of paper that said how she needed money to feed her kids. Gave her some change, thinking she'd leave. But no. She tried for ages to take me to the fucking ATM to draw money out for her. Fucking hell! Apprently they do that a lot too. Also send kids with obvious disabilities over. When me and my mate were in Burger King last year this little foreign girl who was cross eyed came round begging for money. I always give some as I feel bad, but then you dunno whether you're jus fuelling a drug habit or not (with the older ones I mean). but then I think, if life is that shit that you're prepared to sit out here all day begging for a bit of change in the freezing cold and/or rain, it cant be that great. Edinburgh seems to have SHITLOADS of homeless people. You can't go out at night there without walking about about one on every corner/street

Glasgow has shitloads of them too, all trying to sell you the Big Issue.

[El]

And, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.

Butterflies being gay might be more of an obstacle than distance.

Why?  You've had sex with gay people before.   

Those were the other type of gays; the type that like my cock-havingness.  I think you stand a better chance of enticing Butterflies with your boobs and girlybits.

OHHHHHHHHHH.   

[MissKitty]

Gee whiz, some members are as touchy as I am.

As far as giving to panhandlers, I try to keep a dollar handy in the car to hand out to the beggars on the street corners.  I figure if it's a scam then shame on them.  If it's real then I've done a good deed.

I was driving home one night and a pandhandler was walking in between cars during a red light looking for change. This man was indeed homeless. He had more missing teeth, than teeth itself, stunk to high heaven, clothes had more holes than fabric and his shoes were nearly worn through. So I gave him $2. It wasn't much but he was incredibly grateful. The car in front of me, a Porche, gave him some as well so I said to him "Well if you can get a Porsche to give up a little cash, it isn't such a bad day now is it" and that started a quick rather lively conversation and I have to say this man was not only hilarious, but genuine and it made my day. In a moment like that, I don't care where my $2 goes.

[El]

This place got boring.

[lutra]

Thinking about one time I really enjoy drinking a coffee whilst another, like the coffee I had half an hour ago, doesn't taste as nice and makes 'me' tummy go oinky oinky. Threw it away after a couple of sips. Pour'thefuckin'quoi this enjoying/not enjoying changes the way it does?

[MissKitty]

Wish I could snap my fingers and my house would become instantly clean from top to bottom. I need a friggin fairy godmother. A good one

[Lestat]

Wondering what the reply will be to the email I just sent my stalker a few minutes ago.

She knows it, I'm sure of that, but christ, that girl doesn't half drive me up the wall One word from her, and my legs turn to jelly. Hell of a looker too, shes not all that far off 50, but damn...could pass for late 20s-early to mid 30s.

We have been together before, but I just asked her back out.

[midlifeaspie]

This place got boring.

This has its own thread 

[midlifeaspie]

Wondering what the reply will be to the email I just sent my stalker a few minutes ago.

She knows it, I'm sure of that, but christ, that girl doesn't half drive me up the wall One word from her, and my legs turn to jelly. Hell of a looker too, shes not all that far off 50, but damn...could pass for late 20s-early to mid 30s.

We have been together before, but I just asked her back out.

This is another case of bad memory through the drug haze.  You keep making this same post at least once a week.

[Queen Victoria]

Wondering what the reply will be to the email I just sent my stalker a few minutes ago.

She knows it, I'm sure of that, but christ, that girl doesn't half drive me up the wall One word from her, and my legs turn to jelly. Hell of a looker too, shes not all that far off 50, but damn...could pass for late 20s-early to mid 30s.

We have been together before, but I just asked her back out.

Will the rest of her come too if you date her back?

[Lestat]

Not quite MLAnus, been thinking about it for some time, but finally worked myself up to asking her.