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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4380 on: November 12, 2012, 07:12:06 AM »
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4381 on: November 12, 2012, 07:12:42 AM »
  ^  Altruism is at the heart of everything we do here at Intensity2:M

Indeed. It's the lasting legacy of this site.  :M
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4382 on: November 12, 2012, 07:13:11 AM »
And, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4383 on: November 12, 2012, 07:27:46 AM »
His willingness to help is entirely admirable.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4384 on: November 12, 2012, 09:02:43 AM »
Totally unrelated to previous posts - Where the Hell did that come from?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4385 on: November 12, 2012, 09:27:55 AM »
Totally unrelated to previous posts - Where the Hell did that come from?

A question that answers itself?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4386 on: November 12, 2012, 11:04:58 AM »
And, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.

Butterflies being gay might be more of an obstacle than distance.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4387 on: November 12, 2012, 03:25:45 PM »
How can one, what proper method to follow, become less dyslectic, I wonder.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4388 on: November 12, 2012, 05:55:18 PM »
And, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.

Butterflies being gay might be more of an obstacle than distance.
Why?  You've had sex with gay people before.   :autism:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4389 on: November 12, 2012, 06:17:14 PM »
Thinking about my kid free weekend coming up. Going to decorate for Christmas, meet a girlfriend of mine for dinner, cook some amazing meals and catch up on some sleep.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4390 on: November 12, 2012, 06:26:22 PM »
And, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.

Butterflies being gay might be more of an obstacle than distance.
Why?  You've had sex with gay people before.   :autism:

Those were the other type of gays; the type that like my cock-havingness.  I think you stand a better chance of enticing Butterflies with your boobs and girlybits.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4391 on: November 12, 2012, 06:33:06 PM »
Old friend hitting me up for cash. Says he needs to take a bus across the country to go do rehab. No dude, you're running away per usual and I can't give you money. I'm a single momma and I have two kids to support, one of which has disabilities. His response? "Well I don't need $80 exactly, any little bit would be great." No dude. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS. Now to warn our mutual friends out west that he's trying to get there. Last time he bunked with my best friend, overstayed his welcome, and shafted her for hundreds of dollars.  ::)
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4392 on: November 12, 2012, 07:43:59 PM »
Old friend hitting me up for cash. Says he needs to take a bus across the country to go do rehab. No dude, you're running away per usual and I can't give you money. I'm a single momma and I have two kids to support, one of which has disabilities. His response? "Well I don't need $80 exactly, any little bit would be great." No dude. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS. Now to warn our mutual friends out west that he's trying to get there. Last time he bunked with my best friend, overstayed his welcome, and shafted her for hundreds of dollars.  ::)

  So comically unconvincing ...  "Can you lend me $80?  Well, no, I don't necessarily
  need $80, how much have you got?"  Wonder why he doesn't try to get into rehab
  near home.  Is there really only one place for him in all of Canada?   :orly:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4393 on: November 12, 2012, 08:11:06 PM »
Old friend hitting me up for cash. Says he needs to take a bus across the country to go do rehab. No dude, you're running away per usual and I can't give you money. I'm a single momma and I have two kids to support, one of which has disabilities. His response? "Well I don't need $80 exactly, any little bit would be great." No dude. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS. Now to warn our mutual friends out west that he's trying to get there. Last time he bunked with my best friend, overstayed his welcome, and shafted her for hundreds of dollars.  ::)

  So comically unconvincing ...  "Can you lend me $80?  Well, no, I don't necessarily
  need $80, how much have you got?"  Wonder why he doesn't try to get into rehab
  near home.  Is there really only one place for him in all of Canada?   :orly:

exactly. Where he lives is junkie central. lots of rehab to choose from. The only reason why he threw rehab into his plea is because the last time we talked he thought if he dated me (because he knew me from church eons ago) that would help him kick his drug habit. I threw some hard truth at home and said you don't need a gf, you need rehab. he said I need to go out west, i had my shit together out there. I said you don't need to go out west, you need rehab. (And he didn't have his shit together, he had the same issues there as he has here) So now he comes to me with "i'm going out west to go to rehab." Oh really now. :laugh:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #4394 on: November 12, 2012, 08:12:46 PM »
Sometimes the hand of generosity can be bitten off. That's why I don't give money to beggars, especially when most of them here are either alcoholics or smackheads.