Don't provoke the little people, especially if they're a cheeky little English girl whose pissed off about ice cream being £9
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Totally unrelated to previous posts - Where the Hell did that come from?
And, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2012, 07:13:11 AMAnd, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.Butterflies being gay might be more of an obstacle than distance.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Peter on November 12, 2012, 11:04:58 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2012, 07:13:11 AMAnd, it's not an empty offer either, he lives at a not too inconvenient distance too.Butterflies being gay might be more of an obstacle than distance.Why? You've had sex with gay people before.
Old friend hitting me up for cash. Says he needs to take a bus across the country to go do rehab. No dude, you're running away per usual and I can't give you money. I'm a single momma and I have two kids to support, one of which has disabilities. His response? "Well I don't need $80 exactly, any little bit would be great." No dude. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS. Now to warn our mutual friends out west that he's trying to get there. Last time he bunked with my best friend, overstayed his welcome, and shafted her for hundreds of dollars.
Quote from: MissKitty on November 12, 2012, 06:33:06 PMOld friend hitting me up for cash. Says he needs to take a bus across the country to go do rehab. No dude, you're running away per usual and I can't give you money. I'm a single momma and I have two kids to support, one of which has disabilities. His response? "Well I don't need $80 exactly, any little bit would be great." No dude. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS. Now to warn our mutual friends out west that he's trying to get there. Last time he bunked with my best friend, overstayed his welcome, and shafted her for hundreds of dollars. So comically unconvincing ... "Can you lend me $80? Well, no, I don't necessarily need $80, how much have you got?" Wonder why he doesn't try to get into rehab near home. Is there really only one place for him in all of Canada?