A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Callaway on July 17, 2012, 10:11:22 AMQuote from: bodie on July 17, 2012, 03:11:44 AMIts great having my old pal Clare around again. She is funny. She is good looking. She can cook. She even 'deals' with spiders! The urchin loves her. Oh dammit i love her too.... but why hasn't she got a cock? What wound up happening with that guy Clare was engaged to?Sorry Callaway, i missed this. No she didn't wed him. Do you mean the one she got the nine hundred quid handbag for? Yeah he is history. She is engaged to one of her old flames at the moment and they are moving in together on Thursday....so, we'll see, lol
Quote from: bodie on July 17, 2012, 03:11:44 AMIts great having my old pal Clare around again. She is funny. She is good looking. She can cook. She even 'deals' with spiders! The urchin loves her. Oh dammit i love her too.... but why hasn't she got a cock? What wound up happening with that guy Clare was engaged to?
Its great having my old pal Clare around again. She is funny. She is good looking. She can cook. She even 'deals' with spiders! The urchin loves her. Oh dammit i love her too.... but why hasn't she got a cock?
Down to less than an hour now before I head off to the hospital, I hate this waiting. Might as well go off-line now and get ready for it.
Thinking good thoughts for you Professor
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on July 18, 2012, 02:24:04 PMDown to less than an hour now before I head off to the hospital, I hate this waiting. Might as well go off-line now and get ready for it.Hope it goes well and your recovery is quick.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!