Post what you are thinking right now, part two

[MissKitty]

You need to learn to control your stress better.

[bodie]

I am thinking i am not thinking 

[Pyraxis]

I don't think I'm thinking.

[El]

Why is it when guys start getting cutesy when they flirt, I start wanting to disembowel them?

(I think the answer is it seem disingenuous?)

Would you rather they just point their erection at you?

I'd rather they talk to me like a person, and not pretend they're interested in "cuddling" and "making me smile."  Going the latter route feels like they're pointing their erection at me and trying to pass it off as a bouquet of flowers.

[Bastet]

itchy itchy Scott came.
ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.


Itchy.
Tasty.

[El]

...how the fuck did THIS happen?  I'm snobby about hating intellectual snobs (certain kinds, anyway), but I've definitely become elitist about not wanting to spend much of my free time with "stupid people."  Then again, I lump intellectual snobs into a subcategory of "stupid people."  I need to filter the prejudice through my logical side of my brain at some point and see what comes back clean, and chuck the rest.

Also, I am too the fuck tired for this level of introspection.  I'm going to wallow in my vices till I have the energy to be better.

[odeon]

Why is it when guys start getting cutesy when they flirt, I start wanting to disembowel them?

(I think the answer is it seem disingenuous?)

Would you rather they just point their erection at you?

I'd rather they talk to me like a person, and not pretend they're interested in "cuddling" and "making me smile."  Going the latter route feels like they're pointing their erection at me and trying to pass it off as a bouquet of flowers.

They are talking to you as a person. A person they want to have sex with.

Glad I could clear up this little misunderstanding.

[El]

Why is it when guys start getting cutesy when they flirt, I start wanting to disembowel them?

(I think the answer is it seem disingenuous?)

Would you rather they just point their erection at you?

I'd rather they talk to me like a person, and not pretend they're interested in "cuddling" and "making me smile."  Going the latter route feels like they're pointing their erection at me and trying to pass it off as a bouquet of flowers.

They are talking to you as a person. A person they want to have sex with.

Glad I could clear up this little misunderstanding.

That doesn't explain why they go about it in such an insipid way.

[El]

Argh.  Hungry.  And tired.  Time for cardio, then to go to work.  Maybe I'll take a nap during the mandatory informative meeting about our company's health insurance that I shouldn't have to attend because it's the exact same fucking plan as last year and I went to the meeting last year.

[odeon]

Why is it when guys start getting cutesy when they flirt, I start wanting to disembowel them?

(I think the answer is it seem disingenuous?)

Would you rather they just point their erection at you?

I'd rather they talk to me like a person, and not pretend they're interested in "cuddling" and "making me smile."  Going the latter route feels like they're pointing their erection at me and trying to pass it off as a bouquet of flowers.

They are talking to you as a person. A person they want to have sex with.

Glad I could clear up this little misunderstanding.

That doesn't explain why they go about it in such an insipid way.

They are morons. Better?

[TheoK]

The wench should date pirates. Me and me buddies don't pretend to be nice!

[midlifeaspie]

Why is it when guys start getting cutesy when they flirt, I start wanting to disembowel them?

(I think the answer is it seem disingenuous?)

Would you rather they just point their erection at you?

I'd rather they talk to me like a person, and not pretend they're interested in "cuddling" and "making me smile."  Going the latter route feels like they're pointing their erection at me and trying to pass it off as a bouquet of flowers.

They are talking to you as a person. A person they want to have sex with.

Glad I could clear up this little misunderstanding.

That doesn't explain why they go about it in such an insipid way.

Because in the past, with other women, it has worked.

[TheoK]

If you watch old movies, it seems ridiculous the way they get women, but back then it worked.

[odeon]

In many cases it still works.

[P7PSP]

...how the fuck did THIS happen?  I'm snobby about hating intellectual snobs (certain kinds, anyway), but I've definitely become elitist about not wanting to spend much of my free time with "stupid people."  Then again, I lump intellectual snobs into a subcategory of "stupid people."  I need to filter the prejudice through my logical side of my brain at some point and see what comes back clean, and chuck the rest.

Also, I am too the fuck tired for this level of introspection.  I'm going to wallow in my vices till I have the energy to be better.

Don't over analyze it. Just enjoy being a cranky bitch.