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It's important to have a nice and shiny piano.
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2012, 02:58:00 AMIt's important to have a nice and shiny piano. just like it is also important to have a nice shiny cockhead.
Quote from: richard on May 19, 2012, 09:10:19 AMQuote from: odeon on May 19, 2012, 02:58:00 AMIt's important to have a nice and shiny piano. just like it is also important to have a nice shiny cockhead. I recommend baby oil
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: bodaccea on May 19, 2012, 09:25:28 AMQuote from: richard on May 19, 2012, 09:10:19 AMQuote from: odeon on May 19, 2012, 02:58:00 AMIt's important to have a nice and shiny piano. just like it is also important to have a nice shiny cockhead. I recommend baby oilOr just a lot of knob-polishing.
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 19, 2012, 10:00:32 AMQuote from: bodaccea on May 19, 2012, 09:25:28 AMQuote from: richard on May 19, 2012, 09:10:19 AMQuote from: odeon on May 19, 2012, 02:58:00 AMIt's important to have a nice and shiny piano. just like it is also important to have a nice shiny cockhead. I recommend baby oilOr just a lot of knob-polishing.I've used olive oil before as lubrication. worked well i gotta say,
Quote from: richard on May 19, 2012, 10:47:47 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on May 19, 2012, 10:00:32 AMQuote from: bodaccea on May 19, 2012, 09:25:28 AMQuote from: richard on May 19, 2012, 09:10:19 AMQuote from: odeon on May 19, 2012, 02:58:00 AMIt's important to have a nice and shiny piano. just like it is also important to have a nice shiny cockhead. I recommend baby oilOr just a lot of knob-polishing.I've used olive oil before as lubrication. worked well i gotta say, I like to admire a nice shiny knob
Why are we talking about knobs instead of tits?
Why do I feel like my every post contains a question?