I am thinking 'I hope I am hungrier tomorrow than I am today, hell knows how I'm going to be able to eat two meals in one day'
And 'I sincerely hope the prick that coded the advertising malware/rootkit on my machine dies of scrotum gangrene over the course of several months'
And 'OW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING BLOODY WELL SODDING BLASTED FUCK! MY KNEE AND HIP!
All the pain meds I could stomach, intravenously, on my tolerance without anything bad happening to me, and likewise with antiinflammatories (NSAIDs) by mouth and as topical gel, have done absolutely nothing. I've been using crutches to get about the house today. If it gets any worse, I think I'm going to throw up.