Educational

Author Topic: Post what you are thinking right now, part two  (Read 280430 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline skyblue1

  • Overlooked of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8945
  • Karma: 737
  • Gender: Male
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2550 on: March 29, 2012, 04:55:19 PM »
so many mega-million lottery tickets are being sold. someone is bound to win tomorrow.

540 million and growing

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2551 on: March 29, 2012, 06:48:03 PM »
Dating is complicated.

Try marriage. :zoinks:

Thinking half the people on Craigslist are a couple beers short of a six pack. :P

Half of them want you to come down $10-20 on the price before they even see the item, and then they want you to "meet them" or deliver the damn thing. :wanker:
^At first I really thought that was all one post and was wretchedly confused.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline BruceCM

  • Half-wit of the Aspie Elite
  • SINBINNED
  • Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 2187
  • Karma: -3
  • Gender: Male
  • It's a Mad World!
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2552 on: March 30, 2012, 02:12:22 AM »
Probability is a funny thing! In a lottery like ours, the odds of a specific person winning are the 14/15 million odd to 1 against, for each set of numbers. Yet, if 60 odd million such sets are sold, the odds somebody will win are (obviously) about 3 to 1 in favor! Hmmmm.
Oh no, the evil webmaster changed my sig again!

Offline Callaway

  • Official Spokesperson for the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 29267
  • Karma: 2488
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2553 on: March 30, 2012, 02:30:36 AM »
Probability is a funny thing! In a lottery like ours, the odds of a specific person winning are the 14/15 million odd to 1 against, for each set of numbers. Yet, if 60 odd million such sets are sold, the odds somebody will win are (obviously) about 3 to 1 in favor! Hmmmm.

You're right.  If enough people buy tickets, then it's unlikely that nobody would win, but it's still unlikely for one specific ticket holder to win.

Offline BruceCM

  • Half-wit of the Aspie Elite
  • SINBINNED
  • Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 2187
  • Karma: -3
  • Gender: Male
  • It's a Mad World!
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2554 on: March 30, 2012, 03:05:31 AM »
Um? I know I'm right, without needing to check on a calculator, thank
Probability is a funny thing! In a lottery like ours, the odds of a specific person winning are the 14/15 million odd to 1 against, for each set of numbers. Yet, if 60 odd million such sets are sold, the odds somebody will win are (obviously) about 3 to 1 in favor! Hmmmm.

You're right.  If enough people buy tickets, then it's unlikely that nobody would win, but it's still unlikely for one specific ticket holder to win.
14/15 million to 1 against, Callaway! (Can't be bothered calculating the exact odds, feel free to do so but it's simple probability theory, GCSE level.) 6! in a scientific calculator (6x5x4x3x2x1)
And the other is just the 60 odd million divided by that, still pretty simple.... Besides, my asshole hurts!
Oh no, the evil webmaster changed my sig again!

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2555 on: March 30, 2012, 05:44:13 AM »
I'm thinking about how to put my cat on a diet without her noticing.

 Does she eat anything besides cat food, any table scraps?  :orly:

Wet cat food twice a day plus dry...maybe she needs something extra and trying to get it, I don't know, but she's a chronic case of 'I want food' or 'I want play' or 'I want to be picked up' when she isn't sleeping. I give them a grass gel supplement and multivitamins too.

There are toys where you can hide the dry food in. The cat will play, while eating, and will have to exercise to get her food. Seems to work really well. I don't know anyone having a ball like that for a cat, but, I do know someone who uses it for her dog, and is very pleased with the results.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Jesse

  • My mirror shows black (Otherwise known as nigger)
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6000
  • Karma: 110
  • Gender: Male
  • where mountains throne
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2556 on: March 30, 2012, 02:16:54 PM »
how andrew lucks rookie season will turn out
:skywarp:

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2557 on: March 30, 2012, 02:21:08 PM »
Um? I know I'm right, without needing to check on a calculator, thank
Probability is a funny thing! In a lottery like ours, the odds of a specific person winning are the 14/15 million odd to 1 against, for each set of numbers. Yet, if 60 odd million such sets are sold, the odds somebody will win are (obviously) about 3 to 1 in favor! Hmmmm.

You're right.  If enough people buy tickets, then it's unlikely that nobody would win, but it's still unlikely for one specific ticket holder to win.
14/15 million to 1 against, Callaway! (Can't be bothered calculating the exact odds, feel free to do so but it's simple probability theory, GCSE level.) 6! in a scientific calculator (6x5x4x3x2x1)
And the other is just the 60 odd million divided by that, still pretty simple.... Besides, my asshole hurts!

175.7 million to 1

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/30/10941753-mega-millions-jackpot-grows-to-640-million-could-go-higher

Sorry to hear about your asshole

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2558 on: March 30, 2012, 02:47:21 PM »
OMG. :LMAO:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Meadow

  • Delicate Flower of the Autie Elite
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1618
  • Karma: 30
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2559 on: March 30, 2012, 03:11:56 PM »
I'm thinking about how to put my cat on a diet without her noticing.

 Does she eat anything besides cat food, any table scraps?  :orly:

Wet cat food twice a day plus dry...maybe she needs something extra and trying to get it, I don't know, but she's a chronic case of 'I want food' or 'I want play' or 'I want to be picked up' when she isn't sleeping. I give them a grass gel supplement and multivitamins too.

There are toys where you can hide the dry food in. The cat will play, while eating, and will have to exercise to get her food. Seems to work really well. I don't know anyone having a ball like that for a cat, but, I do know someone who uses it for her dog, and is very pleased with the results.

That sounds like a good idea. She's constantly nagging to play so that might work. She's a chronic pain in the butt but I love her anyway.

midlifeaspie

  • Guest
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2560 on: March 30, 2012, 03:13:58 PM »
She's a chronic pain in the butt but I love her anyway.

That seems to be going around

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2561 on: March 30, 2012, 03:15:09 PM »
I'm thinking about how to put my cat on a diet without her noticing.

 Does she eat anything besides cat food, any table scraps?  :orly:

Wet cat food twice a day plus dry...maybe she needs something extra and trying to get it, I don't know, but she's a chronic case of 'I want food' or 'I want play' or 'I want to be picked up' when she isn't sleeping. I give them a grass gel supplement and multivitamins too.

There are toys where you can hide the dry food in. The cat will play, while eating, and will have to exercise to get her food. Seems to work really well. I don't know anyone having a ball like that for a cat, but, I do know someone who uses it for her dog, and is very pleased with the results.

That sounds like a good idea. She's constantly nagging to play so that might work. She's a chronic pain in the butt but I love her anyway.

Yes, some cats are like that. One of mine is too. Not that he eats that much, but, in the night he even may wake me, to get me to escort him to an already filled food-tray.   :facepalm2:
He makes up for that, by warming my feet.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Meadow

  • Delicate Flower of the Autie Elite
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1618
  • Karma: 30
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2562 on: March 30, 2012, 03:17:10 PM »
I'm thinking about how to put my cat on a diet without her noticing.

 Does she eat anything besides cat food, any table scraps?  :orly:

Wet cat food twice a day plus dry...maybe she needs something extra and trying to get it, I don't know, but she's a chronic case of 'I want food' or 'I want play' or 'I want to be picked up' when she isn't sleeping. I give them a grass gel supplement and multivitamins too.

There are toys where you can hide the dry food in. The cat will play, while eating, and will have to exercise to get her food. Seems to work really well. I don't know anyone having a ball like that for a cat, but, I do know someone who uses it for her dog, and is very pleased with the results.

That sounds like a good idea. She's constantly nagging to play so that might work. She's a chronic pain in the butt but I love her anyway.

Yes, some cats are like that. One of mine is too. Not that he eats that much, but, in the night he even may wake me, to get me to escort him to an already filled food-tray.   :facepalm2:
He makes up for that, by warming my feet.

Yes, very spoiled but worth every bit. :thumbup:

Offline BruceCM

  • Half-wit of the Aspie Elite
  • SINBINNED
  • Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 2187
  • Karma: -3
  • Gender: Male
  • It's a Mad World!
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2563 on: March 30, 2012, 05:59:47 PM »
Going to stay, Meadow? After all?
Oh no, the evil webmaster changed my sig again!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #2564 on: March 31, 2012, 12:15:02 PM »
Meadow is a drama queen. She's always leaving.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein