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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1890 on: January 15, 2012, 05:22:00 PM »
I think I should do the backup now.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1891 on: January 15, 2012, 05:45:06 PM »
I think I should do the backup now.

 You must be confused, you've already done the backup.  :hahaha:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1892 on: January 15, 2012, 09:50:47 PM »
What kind of a person trusts a pregnancy test from the dollar store?
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1893 on: January 15, 2012, 09:53:14 PM »
What kind of a person trusts a pregnancy test from the dollar store?

 Are you trying to announce something, Your Majesty?  :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1894 on: January 15, 2012, 09:54:21 PM »
What kind of a person trusts a pregnancy test from the dollar store?

 Are you trying to announce something, Your Majesty?  :zoinks:

I'd plus you, but I just did for your 30,000 post achievement.  But, the doctor did say we could play bed bounce again. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1895 on: January 15, 2012, 10:20:05 PM »
What kind of a person trusts a pregnancy test from the dollar store?

 Are you trying to announce something, Your Majesty?  :zoinks:

I'd plus you, but I just did for your 30,000 post achievement.  But, the doctor did say we could play bed bounce again. :zombiefuck:

 Well, play safely, you two kids.  ;)
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1896 on: January 15, 2012, 10:22:31 PM »
I actually saw a pregnancy test at one of those "everything's a dollar" stores

considering they are about 20$ IDK why anyone would get one for a buck, and believe it

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1897 on: January 15, 2012, 11:31:00 PM »
I actually saw a pregnancy test at one of those "everything's a dollar" stores

considering they are about 20$ IDK why anyone would get one for a buck, and believe it

I was behind a woman in Save A Lot who was buying one off the dollar rack.  I can only hope she was buying it for an early April Fools Day joke on her boyfriend.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1898 on: January 16, 2012, 01:14:39 AM »
I actually saw a pregnancy test at one of those "everything's a dollar" stores

considering they are about 20$ IDK why anyone would get one for a buck, and believe it

I was behind a woman in Save A Lot who was buying one off the dollar rack.  I can only hope she was buying it for an early April Fools Day joke on her boyfriend.

IMO, if the $1 pregnancy test is used correctly before the expiration date, I would believe it especially if it gave a positive result.  Most pregnancy tests work in the same way, but some of them are more sensitive than others.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1899 on: January 16, 2012, 04:23:55 AM »
I don't get it.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1900 on: January 16, 2012, 09:58:01 AM »
I think I should do the backup now.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1901 on: January 16, 2012, 09:59:45 AM »
Ergh; I need to do mah cardio.  I really need to figure out how to make my computer play nice with my DDR pads because I'm getting really bored of the songs on my console's DDR.  (Or buy a new wii ddr game, but that would cost money.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1902 on: January 16, 2012, 10:03:54 AM »
I don't get it.



I don't get it either.

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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #1904 on: January 16, 2012, 10:23:15 AM »
Here's how the second one pronounces Asperger's: