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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11385 on: November 13, 2018, 12:17:34 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 12, 2018, 06:19:22 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 12, 2018, 11:30:42 AM
I really should have at least socks on my feet.  The tile floor is quite chilly.

Does "at least socks on my feet" mean you're naked?  :zoinks:

Inquiring minds may want to know but they don't need that picture haunting their nights.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11386 on: November 13, 2018, 02:13:00 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 12, 2018, 11:30:42 AM
I really should have at least socks on my feet.  The tile floor is quite chilly.

My mother was always telling me to put socks on for walking around the house when I was a kid.

Now my wife is always telling our kids not to wear socks around the house because they "mopping the floor" with their socks, i.e. socks pick up all sorts of dirt and gross stuff which then gets walked through the rest of the house and ends up in the washing machine.

When I lived in England the landlady was always warning me not to wear socks around the B&B I lived at for more than a year because I would slip and fall down the stairs.

It seems that the rules about wearing socks around the house are entirely arbitrary.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11387 on: November 13, 2018, 04:18:00 AM »
I'm wearing socks around the house now. I think your wife has a point. When the floor needs a mopping, my socks get a bit icky.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11388 on: November 13, 2018, 08:53:33 AM »

This from a machine that is obviously very dangerous!

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11389 on: November 14, 2018, 12:31:34 AM »
^Is that with or without socks? :P
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11390 on: November 14, 2018, 12:55:34 AM »
You should check the warning label to be sure.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11391 on: November 15, 2018, 11:24:13 AM »
Thinking they have me wrong somehow in their records.
For the third time this month, someone came to my door this morning from the Veterans Administration to offer me updated information about the benefits available to me as a veteran.

I have never served in that way. I tried twice, once was even a week long mock boot camp enlistment thing.

When I worked at the, now closed, army fort (Fort Benjamin Harrison, Indianapolis) as a civilian contractor (photographer) I had to have access to many secure areas to do my job and I had to have a military ID in order to enter some of these areas.
I also had to show the same DOD issued ID when entering a closed to the public Air Force Base in Rantoul, Illinois where I also did some work.

It was a true and proper ID and I was told that it gave me access to all the base's amenities, including the gyms, PX, theater and jogging paths.
I never used it that way. I felt that I had not earned the right, just because I used my extensive skills to win a contract.

Anyway, they have me down as having served from '90 to '94, while I was running around taking pictures of REAL service folk.

As far as I know that ID expired the second those bases closed. I do not want them to waste any more of their time informing me.
None of these benefits apply to me.

 

SHIT! I mean do not come the nice houses in the suburbs - Go find that guy that lives under the fucking expressway overpass with winter coming on. HELP HIM!
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11392 on: November 16, 2018, 09:33:57 PM »
Couldn't help but notice that upcoming on the calendar at the bottom of the Index page is "World Toilet Day". Never knew about it in previous years. Wondering if it will come up as a Google Doodle.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11393 on: November 17, 2018, 04:00:49 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 16, 2018, 09:33:57 PM
Couldn't help but notice that upcoming on the calendar at the bottom of the Index page is "World Toilet Day". Never knew about it in previous years. Wondering if it will come up as a Google Doodle.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11394 on: November 17, 2018, 04:24:53 PM »
If I can remember correctly, that is the "A"  loading of the paper roll. Flipping it around, considered the "B"  loading was something we had to do after our cat discovered that she could just stand tall and rip it all off the roll and make herself a bed.

Thankfully, the cat prefers plastic bags for a quick bed these days.

Can not tell you how many times my wife said the our fuzzy furbaby was a Dead Cat Walking.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11395 on: November 17, 2018, 07:13:14 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 16, 2018, 09:33:57 PM
Couldn't help but notice that upcoming on the calendar at the bottom of the Index page is "World Toilet Day". Never knew about it in previous years. Wondering if it will come up as a Google Doodle.

There was no Toilet Day doodle.  :dunno:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11396 on: November 17, 2018, 08:56:31 PM »
But World Toilet Day is tomorrow, Monday.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11397 on: November 18, 2018, 12:43:35 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 17, 2018, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: renaeden on November 16, 2018, 09:33:57 PM
Couldn't help but notice that upcoming on the calendar at the bottom of the Index page is "World Toilet Day". Never knew about it in previous years. Wondering if it will come up as a Google Doodle.

There was no Toilet Day doodle.  :dunno:

  So why are you sitting there complaining?  Get busy drawing one!  :chores:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11398 on: November 18, 2018, 10:11:10 AM »
Someone forgot to flush.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #11399 on: November 18, 2018, 10:13:17 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 17, 2018, 08:56:31 PM
But World Toilet Day is tomorrow, Monday.

It's still Sunday here, so I'll check again my Tomorrow.  :orly:
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