A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Today I got a text from my brother;"Today I jumped off NZ's tallest building. photos to follow".I texted back;"We care about you Shauny, please call Lifeline before attempting again"Not really, but my morbid mind put it in that context . He was doing the SkyJump off Auckland Tower.
Quote from: Charlotte Quin on April 29, 2017, 07:14:18 AMToday I got a text from my brother;"Today I jumped off NZ's tallest building. photos to follow".I texted back;"We care about you Shauny, please call Lifeline before attempting again"Not really, but my morbid mind put it in that context . He was doing the SkyJump off Auckland Tower. You're brother is .
You've tried it? You are BRAVE, too!
I should be prepping for bed
Quote from: Phoenix on May 10, 2017, 05:50:43 PMI should be prepping for bed *wobbles in with Sleepytime Tea*
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on May 10, 2017, 05:59:13 PMQuote from: Phoenix on May 10, 2017, 05:50:43 PMI should be prepping for bed *wobbles in with Sleepytime Tea*I will soooo take it. Sleep has not been my friend lately.
Can you scientifically make yourself happy?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on May 10, 2017, 07:38:40 PMCan you scientifically make yourself happy? Happiness is a moment, and a fleeting one. Contentment is a less disappointing goal.