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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7020 on: June 01, 2014, 11:07:32 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on June 01, 2014, 09:25:33 PM
Why does laughing trigger asthma?

I can't even feel bad about it.

Muscle cramps in inflamed airways might cause asthmatic symptoms. Asthma meds can trigger such cramps.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7021 on: June 02, 2014, 07:23:18 PM »
What if a historian became so incensed they carried out plans to assassinate peoples' graves?
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7022 on: June 02, 2014, 10:29:57 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
What if a historian became so incensed they carried out plans to assassinate peoples' graves?

Governments have posthumously executed the dead. :dunno:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7023 on: June 02, 2014, 10:31:18 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
What if a historian became so incensed they carried out plans to assassinate peoples' graves?

It's been done but not using those terms.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7024 on: June 02, 2014, 10:33:03 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 02, 2014, 10:29:57 PM
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
What if a historian became so incensed they carried out plans to assassinate peoples' graves?

Governments have posthumously executed the dead. :dunno:

I guess this is an old idea then.  :dunno:
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7025 on: June 02, 2014, 10:35:25 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 02, 2014, 10:29:57 PM
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
What if a historian became so incensed they carried out plans to assassinate peoples' graves?

Governments have posthumously executed the dead. :dunno:

I guess this is an old idea then.  :dunno:

Yes :oldman:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7026 on: June 03, 2014, 04:55:32 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 10:33:03 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 02, 2014, 10:29:57 PM
Quote from: sg1008 on June 02, 2014, 07:23:18 PM
What if a historian became so incensed they carried out plans to assassinate peoples' graves?

Governments have posthumously executed the dead. :dunno:

I guess this is an old idea then.  :dunno:
That was awesome.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7027 on: June 03, 2014, 10:11:36 PM »
More coffee.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7028 on: June 03, 2014, 10:43:09 PM »
  My work performance can vary so much, depending upon the supervisor and his/her attitude. 
   I need to become immune to bad vibes around me and confidently SHINE no matter what. :apondering:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7029 on: June 04, 2014, 06:17:46 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 03, 2014, 10:43:09 PM
  My work performance can vary so much, depending upon the supervisor and his/her attitude. 
   I need to become immune to bad vibes around me and confidently SHINE no matter what. :apondering:

Or you need to depose your supervisor and take control of your workplace. :pirateship:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7030 on: June 04, 2014, 06:25:13 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 04, 2014, 06:17:46 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 03, 2014, 10:43:09 PM
  My work performance can vary so much, depending upon the supervisor and his/her attitude. 
   I need to become immune to bad vibes around me and confidently SHINE no matter what. :apondering:

Or you need to depose your supervisor and take control of your workplace. :pirateship:

  I don't want to be a boss.  I've known since I was 10 years old that I couldn't handle it.   :GA:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7031 on: June 04, 2014, 06:29:16 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 04, 2014, 06:25:13 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 04, 2014, 06:17:46 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 03, 2014, 10:43:09 PM
  My work performance can vary so much, depending upon the supervisor and his/her attitude. 
   I need to become immune to bad vibes around me and confidently SHINE no matter what. :apondering:

Or you need to depose your supervisor and take control of your workplace. :pirateship:

  I don't want to be a boss.  I've known since I was 10 years old that I couldn't handle it.   :GA:

You'll never take control of the admin conspiracy with that attitude. :orly:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7032 on: June 04, 2014, 06:51:59 PM »
From the Newsbox

"That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!."
Jeremy Clarkson. stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ.

Hey, odeon and I got mentioned.
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7033 on: June 04, 2014, 09:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on June 04, 2014, 06:29:16 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 04, 2014, 06:25:13 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 04, 2014, 06:17:46 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 03, 2014, 10:43:09 PM
  My work performance can vary so much, depending upon the supervisor and his/her attitude. 
   I need to become immune to bad vibes around me and confidently SHINE no matter what. :apondering:

Or you need to depose your supervisor and take control of your workplace. :pirateship:

  I don't want to be a boss.  I've known since I was 10 years old that I couldn't handle it.   :GA:

You'll never take control of the admin conspiracy with that attitude. :orly:

    There is no admin conspiracy.  :M :angel:
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Re: Post what you are thinking right now, part two
« Reply #7034 on: June 04, 2014, 11:04:04 PM »
* odeon briefly imagined the Queen in a thong

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