A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise.
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2.
I periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 07:39:02 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me. Maybe you have grown too old for their taste.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 10, 2014, 12:57:01 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 07:39:02 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me. Maybe you have grown too old for their taste. Probably.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2014, 07:13:28 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 10, 2014, 12:57:01 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 07:39:02 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me. Maybe you have grown too old for their taste. Probably.Here you are:
Quote from: Semicolon on January 10, 2014, 07:17:12 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 10, 2014, 07:13:28 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 10, 2014, 12:57:01 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 07:39:02 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me. Maybe you have grown too old for their taste. Probably.Here you are: Man, you joke, but that's kinda how I feel, for realsies. :/That said, I suspect part of the issue may realistically be that I don't post a whole lot of my drama on here, and pretty much all of my drama is off-forum. Also, come to think of it, I really don't have a lot of drama, anywhere, generally.
Quote from: The Right Honorable Lord Cuntington III on January 09, 2014, 08:06:14 PMQuote from: Gary on January 09, 2014, 07:47:23 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 07:39:02 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me. I'll violate your ask away thread, if you want me to. Come on, Elle, play with me. I'll even dress up all fancy pants Lord Cuntington, and violate you all posh and dignified and all. It'll be fun. This place has been something awful boring.Perhaps something should be done about that.
Quote from: Gary on January 09, 2014, 07:47:23 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 07:39:02 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me. I'll violate your ask away thread, if you want me to. Come on, Elle, play with me. I'll even dress up all fancy pants Lord Cuntington, and violate you all posh and dignified and all. It'll be fun. This place has been something awful boring.
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 07:39:02 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 12:08:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on January 09, 2014, 11:52:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on January 09, 2014, 08:05:10 AMI periodically wonder what it says about me that my Ask Away thread never gets asked in.It will tell you that you are as special as the bulk of the members of I2. It tells you that you've been blasting and laughing so long that even Odeon thinks that your mind is gone. Been spending most your life living in an aspie paradise. I think it may simply mean I've been on here long enough the guys have lost interest in sexually harassing me. I'll violate your ask away thread, if you want me to.
On the bright side, if life is getting rid of drama, that may leave you with some energy for exiting projects. Making your life your life, instead of surviving and catering people caught in drama.
I'm thinking I don't know anything about the new neighbor across the hall from me, so from now on, when I go to the laundry room, I will lock my apartment and take the keys with me. Just in case.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:48:32 PM I'm thinking I don't know anything about the new neighbor across the hall from me, so from now on, when I go to the laundry room, I will lock my apartment and take the keys with me. Just in case.
I should follow Will Roger's advice, "The quickest way to double you money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."
I just saw one of the less sensitive things advertised for sale. It's a Katrina Snowglobe. It has a house partially underwater and plays "When the Saints Go Marching In." I imagine someone in GB will make one for the recent floods there.http://hurricanekatrinasnowglobe.com/
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 12:59:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 11, 2014, 12:48:32 PM I'm thinking I don't know anything about the new neighbor across the hall from me, so from now on, when I go to the laundry room, I will lock my apartment and take the keys with me. Just in case. I will not allow trespassers in my apartment! Beware my wrath!