They say that a colonoscopy is horrible but the worst part of getting that procedure done is the day before. Basically, the doctor has to have everything "FUCKING SHINY" before he inserts five feet of tubing into your anus. After the prep for this procedure the actual colonoscopy is a cinch.
So, you drink this concoction from the doctor the day before that "cleans" your intestinal tract from today's breakfast to Hell's Last Supper! That means that after your first five or so AirBlast poops of the day, you give up on trying to wear clothes and just wrap a towel around you. Once you are done with the next water enriched Air Blast poop episode, knowing there are still many, many more to come you give up on trying to accomplish any progress with toilet paper and just step straight into the shower.
Another problem rears its head before you are satisfactorily SHINY inside. Your asshole becomes very chapped and somewhat painful from all the "unwanted attention" as it is continually pressed into Special Op service well above its paygrade.
I found a great, although temporary solution. Use a tube of chapstick around the "affected area" between waterblast episodes. Cool, soothing, helps ward off further damage or damnation from this NEVER ENDING process of becoming SHINY enough for the doctor to send a camera five feet up your butt.
Now this remedy works great and I can recommend it fully, but I have to add this warning. Do NOT make the mistake I made.
Make damn sure that you THROW THAT TUBE OF CHAPSTICK AWAY, FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!
