@ those contortionists who fornicate in mini's
I would be happy to screw around in YOUR new car....anytime!
But MY nice new mini is for wholesome activities with the urchin!
Who was talking about doing that inside?
You woman, time to polish your new car.
Wear these only:
You imply i have an adventurous willing partner! NOT!
I do have eighteen pairs of boots! ankle boots, snow boots, motorcycle boots, baseball boots, boxing boots, army boots, canvas boots, fur boots, calf high, knee high, over the knee, wellington boots! and, how could i forget my roman gladiator boots!
My most preferred? got to be my army boots