I get you there ren. I don't have IBS, although bad stomach troubles. And whilst unrelated, the turd I beshat earlier today hurt just as bad. That thing..I swear, somebody must have been slipping little bits of rusty blunted razortape wire with lots of the blades bent at the corners each in the direction opposing the one oriented with the bend towards the other axis into my food while I dont notice and somehow I must have swallowed them for months before passing that brute of a shite. That thing was a knife-edged monster embedded with razoredged flint shards, that felt like it was the size and solidity of a football full of cement at the same time it was suffered to be beshitten. Even before laying that theresa may egg-stage it hurt IN there. Fucking relief to get that horror shite out of my intestines. Although it felt like giving breech birth to a fucking adult porcupine that was having a seizure whilst its spines had been dipped in concentrated caustic potash lye. Being rid of it was such a relief lol. That was one EVIL turd. Makes me think of miskitty's shiteating faggot bitch ass bastard mother-fuck of an ex. Only far more pleasant than he:P
