but who am i going to play with, while you're not around?
![Cry :'(](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/cry.gif)
volunteers will be vetted, scrupulously, and will undoubtedly fail to meet my perverse standards. with about six exceptions, and five of those are women. ![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
If i showed you my belly botton lint collection, would you consider me perverse enough??
it's called a pledget, for your information.
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
and i dunno about perverse, but are you going to stop trying to rip holes in me for some unfathomable reason, hmm?
i'll think about it...
no.
![Laugh :laugh:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/laugh.gif)