I got my wish!

[midlifeaspie]

 

[The_Chosen_One]

Anyone heard of photoshop?

That's how the infamous Mr Plank gets his chicks.

[bodie]

Anyone heard of photoshop?

That's how the infamous Mr Plank gets his chicks.

Yes and he can always fall back on his  vast stash of Rohypnol that he keeps in case the photoshop fails

[Tommy Johnson]

Do you want to have sex with me?

[Calavera]

Do you want to have sex with me?

Gladly. Meet me in your car. I'd love to shove the whole thing up your ass.

[Tommy Johnson]

What whole thing? Where do you live?

[The_Chosen_One]

Do you want to have sex with me?

Gladly. Meet me in your car. I'd love to shove the whole thing up your ass.

Like this:

[Calavera]

What whole thing? Where do you live?

I meant your car. I'm not going to use my dick for you.

Bring the car here to Melbourne, and we'll see how to go about it. I'll be sure to have a video camera with me handy.

[The_Chosen_One]

What whole thing? Where do you live?

I meant your car. I'm not going to use my dick for you.

Bring the car here to Melbourne, and we'll see how to go about it. I'll be sure to have a video camera with me handy.

He'd have a hard enough time locating Australia, let alone Melbourne.

[Calavera]

What whole thing? Where do you live?

I meant your car. I'm not going to use my dick for you.

Bring the car here to Melbourne, and we'll see how to go about it. I'll be sure to have a video camera with me handy.

He'd have a hard enough time locating Australia, let alone Melbourne.

You're right. He might think he has to dig underground from where he is in order to eventually get to Australia.

But then again, let him try. Wouldn't harm him ... I think.

[The_Chosen_One]

What whole thing? Where do you live?

I meant your car. I'm not going to use my dick for you.

Bring the car here to Melbourne, and we'll see how to go about it. I'll be sure to have a video camera with me handy.

He'd have a hard enough time locating Australia, let alone Melbourne.

You're right. He might think he has to dig underground from where he is in order to eventually get to Australia.

But then again, let him try. Wouldn't harm him ... I think.

Might keep his mind off Alex and how much of a wally he is. Would like to see his fingernails when he's done, though.

[Tommy Johnson]

Is it difficult not to think about Alex Plank?

[The_Chosen_One]

It is difficult not to think about Alex Plank.

fixed.

[Tommy Johnson]

What whole thing? Where do you live?

I meant your car. I'm not going to use my dick for you.

Bring the car here to Melbourne, and we'll see how to go about it. I'll be sure to have a video camera with me handy.

It doesn't float.

[Squidusa]

What whole thing? Where do you live?

I meant your car. I'm not going to use my dick for you.

Bring the car here to Melbourne, and we'll see how to go about it. I'll be sure to have a video camera with me handy.

He'd have a hard enough time locating Australia, let alone Melbourne.

You're right. He might think he has to dig underground from where he is in order to eventually get to Australia.

But then again, let him try. Wouldn't harm him ... I think.

You mean that wouldn't work?