The Intensity Pub

[Semicolon]

Was that one of those April Showers?

Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... 

 

Not my cup of tea indeed.

















I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.

i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea

Why is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower?

['andersom']

Was that one of those April Showers?

Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... 

 

Not my cup of tea indeed.

















I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.

i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea

Why is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower?

 

I wondered who would see that.

[Semicolon]

Was that one of those April Showers?

Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... 

 

Not my cup of tea indeed.

















I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.

i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea

Why is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower?

 

I wondered who would see that.

You and I are observant today.

['andersom']

Was that one of those April Showers?

Cos if it were a Golden Shower......... 

 

Not my cup of tea indeed.

















I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.

i feel like tying someone to the shower rack and throwing a glass of piss in his face, but I cant. So instead im trying to feel like making some nice tea

Why is a cup of tea the default alternative to a golden shower?

 

I wondered who would see that.

You and I are observant today.

[Scrapheap]

I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! 

[Scrapheap]

Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone.

Are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me??

I'll have you know that you're not the first to try that on me, and it worked for them too!

['andersom']

I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona!  

Worth a try......

The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.

[Scrapheap]

I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona!  

Worth a try......

The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.

That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. 

['andersom']

I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona!  

Worth a try......

The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.

That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. 

* wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *

[Osensitive1]

I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! 

Worth a try......

The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.

That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. 

* wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *

Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.

['andersom']

I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Bleh! lemon is blasphemy! Lime is the only thing that belongs in a Corona! 

Worth a try......

The former supermarket hardly ever had limes for sale, this supermarket doesn't even have Corona on the shelves AFAIK.

That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. 

* wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *

Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.

My indoor space is relatively small, and shared with two bouncy kids and two bouncy cats.
Maybe once I have finished my bedroom, it would be an option to have one there, and then get it to the sunny side of the house in summer.

[Osensitive1]

Yes, and they can be handled with a bit of bonsai care, keeping them short and almost shrubby, especially limes as the fruit are so small.

[Scrapheap]

That's why you plant a couple of lime trees in the backyard. 

* wonders if lime trees would like it in this place, something to delve into *

Citrus trees can do well potted indoors in areas outside of their required climate.

My indoor space is relatively small, and shared with two bouncy kids and two bouncy cats.
Maybe once I have finished my bedroom, it would be an option to have one there, and then get it to the sunny side of the house in summer.

I keep forgetting that Northern Europe isn't quite as friendly to growing citrus fruits as it is here on the Cali Coast. 

[Icequeen]

Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone.

Are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me??

I'll have you know that you're not the first to try that on me, and it worked for them too!

*Icequeen buys Scrap another drink and smiles innocently*  

[bodie]

Bod enquires at the bar if this is the right place...is it 'quiz night'?