Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats
That drunk a barman?
Can you still tell the drinks apart?
And how long ago was the pre-pouring?
I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.
Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant
But, you are not giving the answers?
Btw, what time does your shift end
Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?
No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again.