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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #60 on: June 24, 2011, 04:51:48 PM »
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone. :zoinks:

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #61 on: June 24, 2011, 04:56:51 PM »
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone. :zoinks:

Forced vaccination in the bar?

What diseases are spreading here that we need shots?
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2011, 06:10:09 PM »
Another beer over here please, and shots for everyone. :zoinks:

Forced vaccination in the bar?

What diseases are spreading here that we need shots?

Mad cow disease. :zoinks:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #63 on: June 24, 2011, 06:14:04 PM »
Al: I'll have some effen lager please.

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #64 on: June 24, 2011, 06:31:19 PM »
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #65 on: June 24, 2011, 10:18:58 PM »
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats

That drunk a barman?

Can you still tell the drinks apart?

And how long ago was the pre-pouring?











I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2011, 10:56:06 AM »
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats

That drunk a barman?

Can you still tell the drinks apart?

And how long ago was the pre-pouring?











I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P

But, you are not giving the answers?














Btw, what time does your shift end  :eyelash:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2011, 11:08:57 AM »
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats

That drunk a barman?

Can you still tell the drinks apart?

And how long ago was the pre-pouring?











I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P

But, you are not giving the answers?














Btw, what time does your shift end  :eyelash:

Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?

No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again.  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #68 on: June 25, 2011, 11:17:21 AM »
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats

That drunk a barman?

Can you still tell the drinks apart?

And how long ago was the pre-pouring?











I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P

But, you are not giving the answers?














Btw, what time does your shift end  :eyelash:

Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?

No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again.  :zombiefuck:

I do remember you barging into the showers, wearing barely more than a fishnet.

It's not just you trying to repress memories.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2011, 11:20:35 AM »
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats

That drunk a barman?

Can you still tell the drinks apart?

And how long ago was the pre-pouring?











I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P

But, you are not giving the answers?














Btw, what time does your shift end  :eyelash:

Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?

No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again.  :zombiefuck:

I do remember you barging into the showers, wearing barely more than a fishnet.

It's not just you trying to repress memories.  :zombiefuck:

Oh goodness me , I'd forgotten that.  :zombiefuck:

You did have a nice shower cap though I must say.  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #70 on: June 25, 2011, 11:23:09 AM »
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats

That drunk a barman?

Can you still tell the drinks apart?

And how long ago was the pre-pouring?











I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P

But, you are not giving the answers?














Btw, what time does your shift end  :eyelash:

Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?

No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again.  :zombiefuck:

I do remember you barging into the showers, wearing barely more than a fishnet.

It's not just you trying to repress memories.  :zombiefuck:

Oh goodness me , I'd forgotten that.  :zombiefuck:

You did have a nice shower cap though I must say.  :orly:

Now that is something I don't remember.

But thank you for the compliment any way.  :laugh:
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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2011, 11:31:10 AM »
Hairy arm appears from under the bar somewhere placing pre poured drinks on bar and deftly yet blindly fumbles the counter for the payment, grabs notes and retreats

That drunk a barman?

Can you still tell the drinks apart?

And how long ago was the pre-pouring?











I would like a not opened bottle of Corona please, with some lemon.

Whilst the drinks are cheap the answers to such questions surely are not that unimportant :P

But, you are not giving the answers?














Btw, what time does your shift end  :eyelash:

Guys did I ever tell you about that time that I fell asleep in the toilets came out and found you two "after hours" ?

No? good , because I wish to repress that memory again.  :zombiefuck:

I do remember you barging into the showers, wearing barely more than a fishnet.

It's not just you trying to repress memories.  :zombiefuck:

Oh goodness me , I'd forgotten that.  :zombiefuck:

You did have a nice shower cap though I must say.  :orly:

Now that is something I don't remember.

But thank you for the compliment any way.  :laugh:

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2011, 07:29:54 PM »
Was that one of those April Showers?

Cos if it were a Golden Shower.........  :autism:

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #73 on: June 26, 2011, 09:36:32 AM »
Was that one of those April Showers?

Cos if it were a Golden Shower.........  :autism:

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: The Intensity Pub
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2011, 11:55:43 AM »
Was that one of those April Showers?

Cos if it were a Golden Shower.........  :autism:

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Not my cup of tea indeed.

















I could do with a cup of tea right now btw. With a biscuit or some chocolate please.
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