PPK, if you see this, you are needed here.
Yes, the zombies are gathering and you have all the guns and ammo.
Ahem! you seem to be forgetting that I'm here.
I'd dare to say that I have more ammo than PPK because I cast my own bullets and handload.
Probably not as much ammo as either of you, but if this house catches fire the neighbors need to start running.
You talk about a house catching fire ...
I grabbed all my old army surplus WWII era ammo cans out a few months ago and pulled all my old powder out of them. I had this dream/waking vision, over several days, of what an impressive "pipe bomb" I had created by having all those huge powder cans encased in steel, in the event of some kind of house fire.
Do not want that dream to come true.
Now if my house catches fire, I will be applauded for the most amazing Roman Candle and sparkler show of all time, but know one with a fire suit will be injured by exploding steel cans of contained powder.