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I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« on: May 21, 2011, 08:05:28 AM »
Srsly, Im waiting for you you dumb punk  :M
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2011, 08:08:15 AM »
 That message to the Almighty is adorable, but I don't notice anything happening here.  Unless we already ARE in heaven!  :angel:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 08:11:26 AM »
you think he will like it ?


Last night a friend of mine said that the rapture will happen if the fire whistle goes off a lot today. I heard it once already.

BE FOREWARNED
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 08:12:29 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 21, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
you think he will like it ?


Last night a friend of mine said that the rapture will happen if the fire whistle goes off a lot today. I heard it once already.

BE FOREWARNED

 Not sure how he will like being called a dumb punk, but maybe he will look only at the message in red!  :laugh:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 08:16:55 AM »
ah shit, I spelled the title wrong. I fail at mocking god :(
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 08:18:17 AM »
  Funny that when I awoke to no electric power, I didn't think about the rapture, only wondered whether my payment had gotten lost!   :orly:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 08:23:14 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 21, 2011, 08:16:55 AM
ah shit, I spelled the title wrong. I fail at mocking god :(

   God is not mocked!  :M
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2011, 08:26:33 AM »
so, you think he wont show up now ?

dang. and I was hoping today wouldnt be boring.
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2011, 08:32:04 AM »
Quote from: eris on May 21, 2011, 08:26:33 AM
so, you think he wont show up now ?

dang. and I was hoping today wouldnt be boring.

 If he does show up, he might be a wee bit cranky!  :laugh:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2011, 08:33:41 AM »
GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2011, 08:34:20 AM »
If he doesnt show up, I bet the christians will blame ME for misspelling triggered.

Always a scapegoat *rolls eyes*
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2011, 08:37:26 AM »
 May 21 is already over in parts of the world, so I think we have to accept the likelihood that the rapture has been postponed.   :dunno:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2011, 08:38:09 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on May 21, 2011, 08:33:41 AM
GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:

 Rethinking your vocation now?  :zoinks:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2011, 08:45:36 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 21, 2011, 08:38:09 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on May 21, 2011, 08:33:41 AM
GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:

 Rethinking your vocation now?  :zoinks:

YES INDEED!!

I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:
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Re: I hope I just triggerd the rapture
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2011, 08:46:44 AM »
Quote from: Sinnocent on May 21, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 21, 2011, 08:38:09 AM
Quote from: Sinnocent on May 21, 2011, 08:33:41 AM
GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FLAKE!!! :mad: :mad:

 Rethinking your vocation now?  :zoinks:

YES INDEED!!

I WORE MY BESTEST TUNIC AND HABIT TODAY AND HE DOESN'T EVEN SHOW?? :mad:

 We cannot hope to understand the mysterious ways of the Almighty.  We can only submit to his will.   :dunno:
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