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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2011, 05:37:49 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 03:49:59 AM
You guys have ruined my life. Ever since I came here, I've stopped going out except to work (and even there, I go here more than I work), I've stopped playing video games, and stopped taking showers. I divorced my four wives, and I no longer have friends or girlfriends. Once a WP fan, now I'm a big addict to this forum. This forum makes me go high on cyber drugs, no thanks to yous.

This has been a very embarrassing journey for me. I want my time, my money and my energy back.

Thank you!


What are you complaining about?

Looks like you finally found something to live for.

People pay thousands and thousands to guru's to get to that stage, and you got it for free.

You're just an ungrateful young brat, not ready for this huge thing in life to happen.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2011, 05:44:08 AM »
Odeon and Sir Les, they say you two are giants of the forum (with the third one being Callaway). Well, guess who's the giant now, mateys? That's right. Notice the best each of you could do was come up with a one liner. Not surprising, though. It's the best you could do. But at least Sir Les admits he's speechless and unable to come up with anything clever in response. For that, I give him credit.

Let's see what Callaway has to say. Maybe she'll have more substance in her responses than both of yous. :squiddy:

Sinnocent, you're either a sinner or you're innocent. You can't be both. So stop confusing the shit out of us with your borderline histrionic behavior and attitude. And I still haven't forgiven you for the way you disrespectfully greeted me when I first posted in this forum. :grrr:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2011, 05:47:21 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on May 16, 2011, 05:28:45 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2011, 05:23:36 AM
    I CAN'T fall, I am designed specifically to stay upright!  You'll have to call out HasbroTM!  They made me!   :snowman:

lol, Physics, it's a bitch. :laugh:

 Exactly! Can't fight the laws of nature; giants like Einstein and Hawking struggle to explain them and the rest of us just tag along!   :dunno:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2011, 05:54:22 AM »
CBC, ah you're back to your science geekiness again, ain't ya? How you frustrate me with those big technical words that you use often. As if I'm supposed to understand their meanings right away. What? You think you're so superior to me just because you have a sophisticated way of using the Anglican's language? Think again! You're just a wobbling weeble.  :bounce:

Professor, I knew it all along. You're here to get me. But I won't let you. God is on my side! >:(

Hykes, yeah, I may be young, but I'm no brat. I got my shit together quite well, thank you. It's really you who's the brat here and you're simply just projecting your personality on me. And, by the way, what good free things am I getting from this forum anyway? Humiliation? Boredom? Desire to nuke this forum along with the whole planet? There is nothing to gain here. I can't even gain access to Penty's pictures anymore. Maybe you should be paying me all the money you owe me so I could go pay them to gurus and have them guide me through their sacred way to Nirvana.  :evillaugh:


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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2011, 05:56:20 AM »
  Awww MCalavera, maybe you just need to gain weight to attain a Weebly shape!
  I am a fat-bottomed girl, just like the Queen song!   :snowman:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2011, 05:58:42 AM »
Iz think you're just as evil as Weebly, MCalavera. Always sneering peeps and all the other nasty things you two do.  :tard:

*falls to ground, crying big BIG tears*

Sooo unfair.

Oh and ofc. *says 3 hail Mary's* (like I always do)
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2011, 06:02:00 AM »
My mind is full of fuck.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2011, 06:02:28 AM »
Quote from: lutra on May 16, 2011, 05:58:42 AM
Iz think you're just as evil as Weebly, MCalavera. Always sneering peeps and all the other nasty things you two do.  :tard:

*falls to ground, crying big BIG tears*

Sooo unfair.

Oh and ofc. *says 3 hail Mary's* (like I always do)

  We've got a smiley for that, you know! ----->   :bigcry:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2011, 06:03:27 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2011, 05:56:20 AM
  Awww MCalavera, maybe you just need to gain weight to attain a Weebly shape!
  I am a fat-bottomed girl, just like the Queen song!   :snowman:

Fat-bottomed or not, I just don't like you, CBC. never could.

Lutra, you're the opposite of CBC in the sense that you pretend you don't know how to speak English well. Well, you don't have me fooled. Just because you pretend to be poor with the English language doesn't mean you're innocent and harmless. I'm on to you. :viking:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2011, 06:11:03 AM »
Oh noessss. Think my cover is blown now.

*unregisteres* and oh *seriously considers a kangaroo boxing career* 
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2011, 06:12:37 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 06:03:27 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2011, 05:56:20 AM
  Awww MCalavera, maybe you just need to gain weight to attain a Weebly shape!
  I am a fat-bottomed girl, just like the Queen song!   :snowman:

Fat-bottomed or not, I just don't like you, CBC. never could.

Lutra, you're the opposite of CBC in the sense that you pretend you don't know how to speak English well. Well, you don't have me fooled. Just because you pretend to be poor with the English language doesn't mean you're innocent and harmless. I'm on to you. :viking:

 Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2011, 06:19:05 AM »
Quote from: lutra on May 16, 2011, 06:11:03 AM
Oh noessss. Think my cover is blown now.

*unregisteres* and oh *seriously considers a kangaroo boxing career* 

At least I did this forum good service by ridding you off it. Now go to the kangaroos. :viking:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2011, 06:22:05 AM »
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Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:

No, not me. I'm not like everyone. So stop sexually harrassing me with your fat bottom comment. >:(



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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2011, 06:23:17 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 06:22:05 AM
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Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:

No, not me. I'm not like everyone. So stop sexually harrassing me with your fat bottom comment. >:(

 Don't feel threatened by my plumpitude!  I'm really quite harmless!   :angel:
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Re: MCalavera vs I2
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2011, 06:25:34 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 16, 2011, 06:23:17 AM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 16, 2011, 06:22:05 AM
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Nonsense! Why wouldn't you like me? Everybody loves a Weeble!  :snowman:

No, not me. I'm not like everyone. So stop sexually harrassing me with your fat bottom comment. >:(

 Don't feel threatened by my plumpitude!  I'm really quite harmless!   :angel:

You obviously haven't seen my bum if you think I'm intimidated. And no, I won't give you pictures of my bum, you pervert. :grrr:
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