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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #60 on: May 16, 2011, 04:02:46 PM »
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Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M

binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?  :orly:

Binty calls herself a pansexual.

That's because she isn't funny enough to be a punsexual.  :oneliner:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #61 on: May 16, 2011, 04:07:48 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 04:02:46 PM
Quote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:04:07 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:02:13 PM
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Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PM
Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:

Where are these women?

Just out of interest :M

binty wasn't it, isn't she your type?  :orly:

Binty calls herself a pansexual.

That's because she isn't funny enough to be a punsexual.  :oneliner:

that was punishingly bad.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2011, 04:09:18 PM »
Sorry, it was just something that hit me. :P
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #63 on: May 16, 2011, 07:45:44 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 16, 2011, 04:09:18 PM
Sorry, it was just something that hit me. :P

Next time, czech the urge to pun. :P
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2011, 11:55:45 PM »
I was afraid someone might beat me to the punchline. :zoinks:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2011, 07:33:32 AM »
AUGH! MY... ONE WEAKNESS.. TOO....... MANY BAD PUNS... GETTING DARK *clutches chest*
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2011, 08:01:39 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on May 17, 2011, 07:33:32 AM
AUGH! MY... ONE WEAKNESS.. TOO....... MANY BAD PUNS... GETTING DARK *clutches chest*

The bad puns have Finnished off Rage. :smarty:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2011, 08:05:52 AM »
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2011, 08:16:03 AM »






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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2011, 08:24:15 AM »
Quote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
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As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

I was teasing you too silly  :facepalm2:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2011, 08:28:57 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2011, 08:05:52 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Are things really like this  :lol:



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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2011, 11:05:23 AM »
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2011, 08:05:52 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2011, 11:13:47 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 17, 2011, 08:24:15 AM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 07:36:53 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:32:38 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:23:47 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on May 15, 2011, 07:13:48 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 07:05:48 PM
Quote from: Callaway on May 15, 2011, 07:00:13 PM
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on May 15, 2011, 06:51:13 PM
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

I was teasing you too silly  :facepalm2:

 ??? :facepalm2:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2011, 11:17:57 AM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 17, 2011, 11:05:23 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2011, 08:05:52 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:

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Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2011, 12:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 17, 2011, 11:05:23 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 17, 2011, 08:05:52 AM
It's swede of you to say so but I'm not done yet. :P

Norway can you have any more puns, they've all been polished off or finnished in other words.



 :zoinks:


Canada a few more at least?
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