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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2011, 07:45:33 PM »
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

Sodium personality is most important? :P
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2011, 07:46:49 PM »
As in girls, usually.  Who are too scared to have a cock in between their legs, so they label themselves as a lesbian or assexual.  Or get a "boyfriend", without a penis  :orly:  Do you think it'd be in their best interest to go on meds, or have therapy, so they can get past their anxieties and have what they crave?    :arrr:   

I don't believe that fear of sex with men is what causes most lesbian women to be lesbian or most asexual women to be asexual, nor do I believe that they secretly crave the cock.  It's just the way they are wired, just like you are wired to prefer sex with women (I assume).

Neither do I.  Though some women turn to other women, cause they've just been hurt too many times by men.  Me?  If it bleeds it breeds  :squiddy:

Is that your only criteria when it comes to choosing a partner?

Na personality is most important, sorry  :thumbup:

Now I'm confused. You appear to be saying that it is most important that she has no personality ???

It might be your borderline illiterate writing style, but you seem to be saying that you will fuck anybody, as long as she mentruates and has no personality. I suppose with those types of standards, your boast about having a girlfriend seems slightly more believable :2thumbsup:

I think  "Na personality is most important"  is simply missing some vital punctuation.  I think he meant  "Na (no), personality is most important."   :chin:

Yes, I know. I was teasing Benji. It was pretty obvious what he really meant.

  Ooops, looks like I did   :asthing:   !
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2011, 08:40:43 PM »
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2011, 08:48:55 PM »
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.

 You know how it is.  You tell yourself you're just going to read it, then you get sucked in.   :dunno:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2011, 09:11:42 PM »
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.

 You know how it is.  You tell yourself you're just going to read it, then you get sucked in.   :dunno:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2011, 07:41:00 AM »
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread.

I can't believe I posted the pic before you for once  :P


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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2011, 07:55:22 AM »
I love penis

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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2011, 07:58:32 AM »
I love penis


You placed the size tag in the wrong place , fixed it for you :P
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2011, 08:01:34 AM »
oh, thanks squid :P

the bigger ones are always better

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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2011, 08:27:40 AM »
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2011, 08:28:39 AM »
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??

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Follow that logic with anything and everything posted there, and you've translated the whole site.
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2011, 08:33:04 AM »
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??

The secret of WP. ^

Follow that logic with anything and everything posted there, and you've translated the whole site.
I kind of already do...
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2011, 08:35:21 AM »
I don't know about you but I think half of the self proclaimed asexuals on WP and such places just can't get any and are trying to come across like they don't care. Surely not all of them are full blown asexual??

The secret of WP. ^

Follow that logic with anything and everything posted there, and you've translated the whole site.
I kind of already do...

I figured as much. :zoinks:
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2011, 08:36:36 AM »
I know this is nothing to do with the topic but that never stopped me before :laugh:  I keep reading it as Fan sexuals and get this image in my head
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Re: fauxsexuals
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2011, 08:36:44 AM »
I only ever saw a REALLY big one in real life one time

It was way over 10 inches I know.

I wouldnt let him touch me !