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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PM »
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lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   :orly:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #46 on: May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AM
I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.
I didn't know koalas hopped.  :zoinks:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2011, 02:19:04 PM »
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Quote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AM
I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.
I didn't know koalas hopped.  :zoinks:

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   :rofl:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2011, 05:16:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 02:19:04 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PM
Quote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AM
I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.
I didn't know koalas hopped.  :zoinks:

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   :rofl:
renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas.  :zoinks:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2011, 05:20:23 PM »
my favorites, ireland, romania, moldova and georgia, in no particular order :D

and the biggest gimme-a-breaks:
sweden, finland and france

oh and poor azerbaidjan, next year their entire national budget will go to topping germanys show :D there will be famines! civil war!
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2011, 05:21:45 PM »
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 05:16:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 02:19:04 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PM
Quote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AM
I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.
I didn't know koalas hopped.  :zoinks:

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   :rofl:
renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas.  :zoinks:

  That's pretty much what I used to think.  An online Aussie friend laughed his ass off at me!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2011, 05:23:04 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 05:21:45 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 05:16:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 02:19:04 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PM
Quote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AM
I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.
I didn't know koalas hopped.  :zoinks:

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   :rofl:
renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas.  :zoinks:

  That's pretty much what I used to think.  An online Aussie friend laughed his ass off at me!   :2thumbsup:

on her first visit to norway, spanish grannie asked where the polar bears were. she was kinda anxious :D theyre scary!
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AM
lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   :orly:

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. :autism:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2011, 05:55:40 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AM
lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   :orly:

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. :autism:

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   :hide:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2011, 06:05:47 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AM
lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   :orly:

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. :autism:

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   :hide:

More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos. :autism:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2011, 07:26:10 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 06:05:47 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AM
lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   :orly:

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. :autism:

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   :hide:

More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos. :autism:
I think you should get together an angry mob with pitchforks and torches (the burning kind, not flashlights) to go after the rampaging kangaroos.  :thumbup: Watch Young Frankenstein if you're not sure how it's done.  :zoinks:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #56 on: May 15, 2011, 07:32:04 PM »
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 06:05:47 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 05:53:52 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 01:56:38 PM
Quote from: MCalavera on May 15, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on May 15, 2011, 08:34:25 AM
lol I would love to have kangaroos around here

Yeah, kangaroos are fucking awesome animals. They have good high/long jumping skills. He can cross a wide highway with of opposite lanes separated by a middle strip of land in one second.

 I've heard they can kick really hard, too!   :orly:

Oh, yeah, dangerous animals if you ever piss 'em off. I know from my awesome personal experiences. :autism:

 Were you badly hurt then?  I've also heard an ostrich can break a man's leg with one kick!   :hide:

More than once. Seen my pictures lately? I have a deformed face at the moment to fit my deformed self all thanks to a bunch of angry kangaroos. :autism:
I think you should get together an angry mob with pitchforks and torches (the burning kind, not flashlights) to go after the rampaging kangaroos.  :thumbup: Watch Young Frankenstein if you're not sure how it's done.  :zoinks:

This is exactly the type of political revolution that happens in the land of Oz. It's the people against ... the kangaroos. :autism:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #57 on: May 15, 2011, 07:42:54 PM »
 :indeed: Blame the roos for the flooding in QLD.  :LOL:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #58 on: May 15, 2011, 07:44:27 PM »
That's a good one, mate. :LOL:
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Re: Eurovision
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2011, 06:13:55 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 05:21:45 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 05:16:23 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 15, 2011, 02:19:04 PM
Quote from: PPK on May 15, 2011, 02:05:15 PM
Quote from: renaeden on May 15, 2011, 05:51:23 AM
I live near an estuary and there are a few kangaroos around here. I have driven down the street with a kangaroo hopping ahead of me.

No koalas though.
I didn't know koalas hopped.  :zoinks:

 From what I've heard, koalas barely register a pulse!   :rofl:
renaeden will know. All Aussies keep pet koalas.  :zoinks:

  That's pretty much what I used to think.  An online Aussie friend laughed his ass off at me!   :2thumbsup:
No koalas don't hop.
They are slow moving though. All they eat is eucalyptus tree leaves. Nothing else. The only places I have seen koalas is the zoo and at wildlife parks.
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