How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Only 9 weeks. Worst time for the morning sickness for her, if this one goes like the last one.
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 13, 2011, 02:32:36 PMOnly 9 weeks. Worst time for the morning sickness for her, if this one goes like the last one. I hope that passes soon, it sounds awful and is one more element of motherhood that I am not BRAVE enough to face!
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I have a sensitive side.... forgive me
Quote from: Boris_Pettigrew on June 04, 2011, 11:48:06 PMI have a sensitive side.... forgive me A sensitive side? What did you join again?OK new question are you interested in vaginas or penises and who on here has one you would like to see?
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 13, 2011, 05:54:59 PMQuote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 13, 2011, 02:32:36 PMOnly 9 weeks. Worst time for the morning sickness for her, if this one goes like the last one. I hope that passes soon, it sounds awful and is one more element of motherhood that I am not BRAVE enough to face! Fortunately, not everyone gets it. I only had about 2 minutes of morning sicknesses in all my pregnancies. And no hot flashes when I went through menopause.
If you think that's bad, I put a banger into a dead cat's arsehole when I was 16. Lot of blood splatter and angry locals ensued.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Schleed on June 05, 2011, 10:01:15 AMIf you think that's bad, I put a banger into a dead cat's arsehole when I was 16. Lot of blood splatter and angry locals ensued.You are the epitome of charming Schleed.
Quote from: Squidette on June 05, 2011, 10:25:28 AMQuote from: Schleed on June 05, 2011, 10:01:15 AMIf you think that's bad, I put a banger into a dead cat's arsehole when I was 16. Lot of blood splatter and angry locals ensued.You are the epitome of charming Schleed. I was a stereotypical "chav" back then, well... I tried to be. Acting like a hardman in front of "friends" but still had that geeky side when no one was around. I am not particularly proud of what I did, but life is life and the show must go on.