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Judgement day is near oh my
« on: May 09, 2011, 07:00:59 PM »
I have been informed by the Great Billboard God that  Judgement day is May 21 of this year.

I saw these on my trip to Florida but now there is one in my town.  People are apparently going nutty for this and really believe it.  Peoples gullibility  never ceases to amaze me.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 07:02:18 PM »
 One of the cheaper supermarket tabloids announces the imminent end of the world about every 5 months.  :laugh:
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 07:06:31 PM »
I have been informed by the Great Billboard God that  Judgement day is May 21 of this year.

I saw these on my trip to Florida but now there is one in my town.  People are apparently going nutty for this and really believe it.  Peoples gullibility  never ceases to amaze me.
http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/judgment/judgment.html

The cunt best not come back then.
PSN isn't back until 31'st  >:(

If he does I swear I will kill him , and do it PROPERLY this time  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:  :laugh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 07:07:53 PM »
I think this is a good thing. If Jesus fails to turn up within the next 2 weeks, then maybe we can all just assume he doesn't exist, and forget about all the crap that is religion.


Maybe humanity should issue God with a callout. Tell him that we're all going to stop worshipping him, and start worshippping the Spaghetti monster unless he proves his existance within the next month.

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2011, 07:09:16 PM »
Maybe humanity should issue God with a callout. Tell him that we're all going to stop worshipping him, and start worshippping the Spaghetti monster unless he proves his existance within the next month.

 :respect: :fsm: :respect:

Why does that sound disturbingly similar to MLA's request to Alex?  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2011, 07:10:59 PM »
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
- Mark 13:32-33

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 07:15:06 PM »
The Millerites went though this back in the 1800's a couple times people sold all their belongings and everything only to have the date come and go be recalculated and pass again.  They went on to become the base for the Seventh-day Adventist another wacky group.  You think people would have learned
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2011, 07:16:37 PM »
Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh. - Matthew 25:13


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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2011, 07:25:28 PM »
So why do they keep coming up with this
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2011, 07:27:47 PM »
Have no idea, though some believers of the second coming do seem to hope it happens in their lifetime.

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2011, 07:28:15 PM »
Maybe humanity should issue God with a callout. Tell him that we're all going to stop worshipping him, and start worshippping the Spaghetti monster unless he proves his existance within the next month.

 :respect: :fsm: :respect:

Why does that sound disturbingly similar to MLA's request to Alex?  :zoinks:

Coz Alex is the Spaghetti monster?


But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
- Mark 13:32-33


Yes, that's my point. Instead of leaving the decision up to God, we should give him an ultimatum. Tell him that we're fed up with all this threatening to return, but not telling us when nonsense. Make it clear to him that we're in charge now, and that he works for us. Tell him that he's our bitch now.
If I have to have a god, then I want one that does cool stuff. This one just sits up in the sky ignoring us, letting millions suffer. God could be great fun if he would get more involved. I want to see him fight other gods. It would be so cool if he challenged Allah, or Budha to a fight.
If he's not a violent god, then he could entertain us in different ways. Perhaps he could form an alternative rock band with Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, and with the Spaghetti monster on drums.

Get off your arse God, and earn our respect. Stop coasting on bygone glories. Move into the 21st century. I don't think he's even got an e-mail address :thumbdn: :thumbdn: :thumbdn:
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM »
Have no idea, though some believers of the second coming do seem to hope it happens in their lifetime.
The bible has something to say about people like that too.

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up. Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness, Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
- 2 Peter 3:10-12

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2011, 09:49:40 PM »
Things to do for May 21, 2011.

1. Buy more beer.
2. Buy more chocolate.
3. Make sure to show my love an appreciation to my fellow neighbors and all those very "special people" who have touched my life in their own unique way.  :flames:
4. Buy more chocolate.
5. Order pizza.

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Re: Judgement day is near oh my
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2011, 09:52:41 PM »
Things to do for May 21, 2011.

1. Buy more beer.
2. Buy more chocolate.
3. Make sure to show my love an appreciation to my fellow neighbors and all those very "special people" who have touched my life in their own unique way.  :flames:
4. Buy more chocolate.
5. Order pizza.

    :evilplus:  for appreciating all the special people in your life!  Have some of this delicious  :pizza:  I ordered!
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